@ivory seems like TapBots’s server might have melted down.

@ivory take my money already

@ivory …?

Pretty sure tapbots.social just fell over.

@ivory the wait…

@ivory my thumb is getting sore….

@ivory 5 minute is apparently a relative term

@ivory where isssssssssss 👀👀👀👀

@ivory

@ivory uhhh… ¿Donde?

@ivory this delay is an experiment for us all to be infuriated with the existing crops of Mastodon apps 😩

@ivory the mastodon equivalent to Taylor Swift tickets. We broke it.

@ivory this is the longest five minutes since I last midnight preordered the iPhone.

@ivory i’ve tried for the last 8 mins unsuccessfully

@ivory WHERE IS IT?!? 😂

@ivory guys I stayed up very late for this 😀

@ivory How do we get the link to testflight?

@ivory liessssssss

@ivory I feel like I’m trying to snipe an eBay listing, refreshing so much.

@ivory where’s the link?

@ivory first they came early, then they’re late. We’ve all been there, guys

@ivory 5 minutes but in the Miller planet of Interstellar.

@ivory is there a link?

@ivory maybe he meant 50 minutes instead of 5 🤪

@ivory The thundering herd strikes again!

🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘

@ivory

@ivory Think they might be having some issues?

@ivory longest 5 minutes ever

@ivory Oh dear

@ivory erm can we address the 🐘in the room?

@ivory is this a social experiment? 👀

@ivory It occurs to me that, if they wanted to only give this to the most die-hard fans, they could have posted it followers only, meaning many wouldn't see it… 😩

@ivory how’s everyone doin here in the comments

@ivory LIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

@ivory please share the traffic stats for tapbots dot social after this is over

@ivory 5 Minutes!

@ivory I assume anyone in the alpha TestFlight will get a bump to the beta?

@ivory checks watch ⏱️👀

@ivory my most anticipated app

Wondering how much my refresh is contributing to @ivory mastodon server issues.

@ivory Uh oh. Are we DDOSing tapbots.social…

@ivory did a link get posted? Maybe I’m seeing a fediverse update issue? My instance is maybe too remote? 😭

@ivory Precisely why we need Ivory.

@ivory about to commit several crimes and get away with it with how burnt my thumb print is refreshing

@ivory well that sucked. By the time the post was visible on mastodon.social, the beta was full.

@ivory bit late?

@ivory did all the people refreshing kill your mastodon server? 🤣

@ivory
I'm in n \o/

@ivory said TestFlight is unavailable and now full

@ivory already full 😭 I hope we get timing for the next slot. Just said unable to join over and over again.

@ivory full already again?

@ivory this was like how long it takes my kids to do something when I say “5 minutes until screens are off” .. 16-20 minutes later… 😂

@ivory link pls :)