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Neil Brown

What do Linux system administrators eat?

Root vegetables.

18 Dec 2022 at 16:59 | Open on mastodon.neilzone.co.uk
25 comments
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@neil goddamn this is terrible *slams boost immediately*

18 Dec 2022 at 17:00 | Open on glitterkitten.co.uk
Neil Brown

@doot

♥

I fear you have come to expect nothing less.

And certainly nothing more.

18 Dec 2022 at 17:02 | Open on mastodon.neilzone.co.uk
Karen

@neil I shall make @ellavescent eat more root vegetables then

18 Dec 2022 at 17:02 | Open on glitterkitten.co.uk
Neil Brown

@missnfranchised @ellavescent

That's half of the "carrot and stick" approach right there!

(Although making people eat sticks is mean; start with leaves, and hope that they branch out.)

18 Dec 2022 at 17:04 | Open on mastodon.neilzone.co.uk
Ellavescent ✨
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StatusSquatter :squat: 🍫

@neil yes :vegan: :ecoanarchism_heart:

18 Dec 2022 at 17:04 | Open on kolektiva.social
ari :prideified:

@neil Paging @rysiek; I'm sure you'll appreciate it.

18 Dec 2022 at 17:06 | Open on is-a.cat
Ian McLaughlin

@neil when they’re sick they take sudoephedrine

18 Dec 2022 at 17:09 | Open on mastodon.social
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Ed Ross

@neil

And you know which bit of the egg they eat.

@devxvda

18 Dec 2022 at 17:24 | Open on neurodifferent.me
John Quentin Heywood
AlisonW ♿🏳️‍🌈

@neil
This graphic gets more usage with you than with anyone else.
18 Dec 2022 at 17:39 | Open on fedimon.uk
Peter Lewis

@neil I’m guessing they have the veg, served-up in a stir-fry, accompanied by GNU-dles?

18 Dec 2022 at 18:07 | Open on social.peterlew.is
Peter Lewis

@neil I also hear that popcorn is a popular snack because, well, you know...

18 Dec 2022 at 18:10 | Open on social.peterlew.is
Paul Jörgensen
Il tuo cane

@neil Some admins also put Sudocrem on their faces.

18 Dec 2022 at 23:41 | Open on mastodon.social
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