@oatmeal #ruffers

@oatmeal bad doggo, pls never do it again (does it again the next day)

@oatmeal I have a dog and can confirm this is 100% accurate

@oatmeal _ I'd make a horrible dog. I can't get past step 1.

@oatmeal My sister's dog chewed a LiPo while she was away. There are still scorch marks in her couch and parquet (dog was fine).

@oatmeal I feel like the cat version is the same. Less "eating batteries" and more "jumping places I can't get down from."

@oatmeal or finding ways to hurt/maim your owner... like going from a sitting position to 60mph in 0.5s almost ripping your owners shoulder out of the socket and/or pulling them face first into the ground and dragging them!

@oatmeal 100% my greyhound Gus. In his early years, Hubs and I resigned ourselves to coming home and finding him gone because he chewed through a cord or, I don’t know, ate glass or something. But he’s 9 and still alive, much to our amazement.