a mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. he says: uno! dos!...and then poof.

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tillian told depression to die

he disappeared without a tres

Like 13 Dec 2022 at 9:36 | Open on meow.social

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tillian told depression to die

what did the pirate say when he turned 80

AYE MATEY

13 Dec 2022 at 9:36 | Open on meow.social

tillian told depression to die

what is the tallest building in the city?

it's the library cuz it has the most stories

13 Dec 2022 at 9:38 | Open on meow.social

tillian told depression to die

an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German watch a street performer do some excellent juggling. the performer then notices they're shortsighted so he comes closer and he says: can you all see me?

"yes"
"oui"
"si"
"ja"

13 Dec 2022 at 9:40 | Open on meow.social

tillian told depression to die

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

a condescending con descending

13 Dec 2022 at 9:43 | Open on meow.social

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