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Darius Kazemi

From now on this is my official explanation of the #fediverse:

ok so we've clearly all read Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49. Remember W.A.S.T.E.? the network of trash cans run by societal dropouts? and somehow they manage to deliver letters from trash can to trash can? that's fediverse

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Darius Kazemi

feditip: we await silent trystero's empire

elf of soils

@darius i really gotta find my Mozambique triangles

BooDoo

@darius my first two Pynchon associations are this scene and you talking about Poisson Distribution in the context of Gravity's Rainbow so this image aligns perfectly with my priors.

Zack Weinberg

@darius now *that's* a replacement for "toot!" I can get behind

mathew

@darius does that make Twitter or Facebook the Raketen-Stadt?

Darius Kazemi

@mathew I was going to say Facebook but I guess Twitter is now owned by a man who is psychosexually obsessed with launching rockets

Darius Kazemi

@marshmallowrancher source code of a program I wrote in 2005 called "shall I project a world" tinysubversions.com/shall/shal

waldläuferin unterwegs

@darius
This is not helping 😤 at all. Can you please lure all the extremely bright Twitter people into the fediverse who are complaining it's too fvcking *complicated*. I cannot & will not subscribe to 200 substacks.

Chris [list of emoji]

@waldlaeuferin @darius

If only there were a syndication format they could use. Something Really Simple.

jesse

@darius I remember a p2p sharing protocol was also named after w.a.s.t.e.

Dan Fain, Ph.D.

@darius Hey, at least we’re not that other network #Pynchon hypothesized: of light bulbs ensuring they each burned out according to a proper Poisson process, and didn’t survive longer than appropriate.

Gracious Anthracite

@darius

There's been a post-horn in the branding of my instance since the very beginning for much this reason. The first one's under the toot box, the second one was on the front page until an update broke my custom HTML.

Gregory Burd

@darius /me orders a new book that sounds amazing, thanks for sharing!

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Григорий Клюшников

That... isn't simpler than my usual "it's like email but social media"

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