@ploum There’s also an emacs client, not plugin. A software that's meant to be installed on a full-blown OS and connects to a server is called a client 🤡

@ploum hahaha

@ploum a new front in the old emacs vs vi war has opened.

@ploum oui, ça nécessite VI, mais l'autre, Emacs c'est pas juste pour envoyer des mails ?

@ploum Hahahaha 😂

@ploum try, but whether the catch makes up for it is anyone's guess.

@ploum I use to post on mastodon with templeos

@ploum @manuelfherrador 😂😂😂😂

@ploum 😅

@ploum i’m still trying to understand joke2 please wait.

@ploum :ablobjoy:

@ploum fantastic 🤣🤣🤣

@ploum funny 😂 nothing wrong with using vim great editor!🤣

@ploum from the first False, I read this in Dwight Shrute 's voice

@ploum not just vim, some of us prefer vi

@ploum rofl

@ploum I hear even NetBSD support is on the roadmap, so it is definatly a multi platform software at this point!

@ploum 😂

@ploum no nano?

@ploum 2- can I use BeOS?

@ploum Blast. All I have is CP/M.

@ploum :wq, as they say

@ploum I can just imagine VIM Mast. "P" enters post mode but "p" enters edit post mode. U must have a post open to use "P", and once in post mode typing a second "P" sends post to server. Very natural. Oh.. And outside of post mode "S" shuts down the system with out state change.

@ploum I'm completely baffled by the people who don't understand it. The Masto web interface is EXACTLY like Tweetdeck, so if you can use twitter you can use Masto.

@ploum Hmmmmm.
Is it also ok that other than having heard of Linux I literally don't know anything about any of the stuff you mention 🤔 I'm just hangin' out here taking it all in without plugins or vims or bsds... Perhaps there's another magic portal ??

@ploum I was hoping to use vi as my editor of choice.... :ablobcatneon:

I really cannot see how people think it's hard to use Mastodon on pc or mobile version (eg Tusky on android).

I'm enjoying using it...

@ploum with such good humor I wish to see the other 96 Mastodon Myths :D

@ploum ending all my posts from now on as follows

:wq!

@ploum Windows support is capped at Windows 3.1.

@ploum Meanwhile, me doing a good chunk of my Mastodon posts on Windows...

@ploum 100!! I get it!

@ploum I only see 10 myths. I was promised 100! 😁

@ploum (;^D)

@ploum who are the people who are saying these myths? 😂

@ploum one of the reasons I left Twitter was that people who didn’t know better kept calling GNU/Linux “Linux”. Disappointing!

@ploum 🤣

@ploum 👍

@ploum Question, how does this site work exactly?
Is every server like a mini social media network?
Can you find things on other severs with 1 account?

@ploum See also https://melpa.org/#/mastodon

@ploum I lol’d at like each of these.

@ploum Might want to update the myths… I’m on iOS/iPad and there are several apps that allow you to have Mastadon access. Just FYI
RICK

@ploum Ok I like this

@ploum 🤣 good one 👍

@ploum need to rename this post to how to troll the non computer-nerds 😂🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@ploum Vim? We shouldn't have left the ed path!

@ploum@mamot.fr 😂😂

@ploum This became perfect once I got the metajoke😂

@ploum
Shit, nano isn't supported?

@ploum uh… what's… "Mastodon"…?

😉

@ploum the solution to bad actors on the internet is to persuade them to use Vim. Then when they are all trapped, jettison Vim into the Sun.

@ploum I had to smile. 😁

@ploum 😂😂😂

@ploum 😂 😂 👏👏👏

@ploum Although you have to be careful since in some instances using emacs too often can have your account suspended.

@ploum 😂

@ploum Good that there is a emacs support. I was afraid that I had to use vim 😅

@ploum If I understood everything in the joke, does that make me a nerd, or do I still have a long way to go before I may consider myself 100% nerdified?

Thanks for the post, it made my day!

@ploum does DragonFlyBSD also work?

@ploum @soller I haven’t checked, but I would not be surprised if #3 is in fact … a fact. :emacs:

@ploum @stdevel 😁

@ploum
Missed chance for more geek: Numbering your 4 topics with 001, 010, 011 and 100 😉

@ploum @pmj @kubikpixel

@ploum

Even your NetBSD Toaster can host an instance!

@ploum@mamot.fr 😆❤️

@ploum to 4: yes, it’s true. Kind regards your grandma 😃

@ploum
def fun():
try: understandableJoke()
except TooGeeky:
# unlikely.
fun()
🙂

@ploum 😁😁😁 Greetings 🖐

@ploum

@ploum j’utilise curl à l’api et je n’ai pas besoin de changer

^Z

@ploum and where are the remaining 10 jokes? 😉

@ploum I'm a disgrace, I've got stuff running primarily on Linux Mint (servers none the less), with nano.

*These are secretly tips disguised as memes for greatness*

@ploum I didn't understand a word of this 😕

@ploum sudo apt install help-me

@ploum Joke 0 is the best of the bunch though!

@ploum It's the strangest thing: when I read this, I hear Rainn Wilson's voice saying the "FALSE" statements!

@ploum

@slothrop can i use ed instead of vim?

@ploum no one wants to use emacs.

@ploum I see that you also are counting in the right base: 2.

You are a true Mastodon

@ploum how about the myth that it’s a usable website? I can’t even figure out it’s most basic functions. I can’t find the people I’m looking to follow, even when they send me their @‘s. Until someone fixes this, it’s useless. And please make it closed source. For god sakes nobody wants a mercurial teen in charge of their social media.

@ploum heh @ number three!

@ploum 🤣🤣

@ploum :blobsweats: :KEKW:

@ploum 1 got me. 🤣

@ploum Boooo! 😂

@ploum 😂 😂

@ploum Wait is there a vim plugin? I need this.

JK, Pinafore has vim keybindings, but I don't need them since I'm using qutebrowser anyway. :)

@ploum perfect. No notes.

@ploum Beautiful use of binary there :)

@ploum I'm frankly disappointed that people think that they can go to Mastodon without knowing about some common basics, like sed or ex. Honestly, vi is already pretty high level and people forget where it comes from! Further, it's outrageous that sinful "editors" such as "emacs" are spoken about here! It shows in what muddy waters we are paddling here!

@ploum 😂 😂 😂

@ploum

> 100

*chuckles heartily in binary*

@ploum particularly enjoyed the binary reference at the beginning...

@ploum BEARS. BEATS. MASTODON.