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Liam :fnord:
Mike, First of His Name

@liamvhogan @ThermiteBeGiants

there's a good "inner join" joke here waiting for someone better at SQL than me.

14 Oct 2022 at 2:19 | Open on social.chinwag.org
Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)
Mike Lynch
Mike, First of His Name

@mikelynch @ThermiteBeGiants someone please post that comic strip with the snake in the tree now, thank you, I would like to smile at it again. you know the one.

14 Oct 2022 at 2:30 | Open on social.chinwag.org
MrCopilot
Daniel Bohrer

@ThermiteBeGiants my next webshop is gonna run on dwarf fortress!

14 Oct 2022 at 8:44 | Open on chaos.social
AreWeThereYet
R. L. Dane :debian: :openbsd:
junkerg

@ThermiteBeGiants okay but what about my file cabinet INSIDE a dwarf fortress?

14 Oct 2022 at 13:46 | Open on mastodon.sdf.org
Dawn Tåke 🏳️‍⚧️
Hécate Moonlight

@ThermiteBeGiants beautiful, I'll send that to my DBA. Also I love the use of Krazam for the senior engineer :D

14 Oct 2022 at 16:33 | Open on merveilles.town
SuperDicq
Cegorach

@ThermiteBeGiants okay

personally I'd draw the line at "must contain some kind of data"

so that fridge surely is way out

14 Oct 2022 at 18:33 | Open on chaos.social
jonossaseuraava
@ThermiteBeGiants the senior engineer picture is much appreciated
14 Oct 2022 at 19:09 | Open on post.ebin.club
Melicious the Invicious ⯰
Cookie Dragon 🐉
shoddyknight (they/them)

@ThermiteBeGiants as a Senior Engineer I am called out by this

8 Nov 2022 at 9:00 | Open on mastodon.lol
geekylou :transgender_flag:

@ThermiteBeGiants I was thinking the other day that since Sauron put all his power into the one ring does that mean that the one ring is also a database?

8 Nov 2022 at 9:59 | Open on octodon.social
Seph‽

@ThermiteBeGiants MongoDB goes in the top-centre cell along with Excel.

8 Nov 2022 at 10:28 | Open on queer.party
karolherbst 🐧 🦀

Of course I'm "dwarf fortress" what else could I have expected...

8 Nov 2022 at 11:31 | Open on chaos.social
Knitronomicon 🧶🇪🇺

@ThermiteBeGiants I know nothing about Dwarf Fortress; otherwise, 'all of the above'.

8 Nov 2022 at 11:49 | Open on mastodon.social
Wren
Leonie :pb: :verified_queer:

@ThermiteBeGiants what about a folder with a bunch of text files?

8 Nov 2022 at 12:40 | Open on koyu.space
Taris :18only: :vore: :weed:

@ThermiteBeGiants I'm going to go use this to upset some developers 😂

8 Nov 2022 at 13:47 | Open on gulp.cafe
Dawn Tåke 🏳️‍⚧️

@ThermiteBeGiants
Query function: "Hey, we still got any pop?"

8 Nov 2022 at 15:25 | Open on mastodon.social
Local Catte

@ThermiteBeGiants a fridge is just a database with almost constant-time access to snacks

8 Nov 2022 at 15:35 | Open on blimps.xyz
Chris Winters

@ThermiteBeGiants where does DNS fit on this chart? 🤔🤔🤔

8 Nov 2022 at 18:10 | Open on ruby.social
mika :verified_dragon: :verif

@ThermiteBeGiants dwarf fortress as a database causes psychic damage

8 Nov 2022 at 20:10 | Open on solarpunk.moe
desidude

@ThermiteBeGiants hmm where does the SQL and Oracle stands

8 Nov 2022 at 22:16 | Open on mastodon.nz
Indiealexh

@ThermiteBeGiants Wait... what query language is battleships queryable in?!

9 Nov 2022 at 0:46 | Open on mastodon.social
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