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Natasha Nox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

The four stages of Mastodon user:
* whatโ€™s a Mastodon
* I feel lost and alone how does this work
* oh wow this is actually pretty cool
* I have compiled a linux kernel

290 comments
Apo Apangona

@Natanox Well, I use linux on all my machines since 6 years and never compiled my own kernel. Seems like I have to add a todo on my list ๐Ÿ™ƒ

chiefeagle02

@Natanox I feel like Iโ€™m in Stage 2, but Iโ€™m still very interested.

sho_ishto

@chiefeagle02 @Natanox yeah same here. Weโ€™ll get there! No way Iโ€™m going back to Twitter.

Iron Raptor :verified:

@Natanox *stares at his Steam Deck*

Why you callin' me out like dis?

lothar

@Natanox Maybe you can consider merging this patch:

* oh wow this is actually pretty cool
-* I have compiled a linux kernel
+I have requested the kernel mailing lists to move to Mastodon
+Linus is following me and totally agrees

:mastoclown:

Guus :vlag_groningen_prov:

@Natanox I wonder if I ever reach the fourth stage... Currently in stage thee.

Eliyah Havemann

@Natanox I completed step 4 before step 1. What should I do now?

Alex Venz

@Natanox Starting at stage 4 just means that I'm old now, right?

alarig

@Natanox For me itโ€™s more:
* I have compiled a linux kernel
* whatโ€™s a Mastodon
* I feel lost and alone how does this work
* oh wow itโ€™s less worse than twitter

FlyVรฅpen_Pikk โœ…๏ธ

@Natanox Kernels are popcorn right?

(Sorry, not quite to 4th step yet.) ๐Ÿ˜ถ

Bill Guarneri

@Natanox
As a raspberry pi user your last line hit the spot
:)

Alexander Paschall

@Natanox * I feel lost and alone how does this work

it me

PaulJamesArtwork

@Natanox I'm definitely between the first two. Sure I'll get there. Though I've no idea what Linux kernel is. So maybe I'll get to the third point!

sashk ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@Natanox i think step missing: setting up own instance of mastodon.

Bugaddr

@Natanox that feels same on twitter, but become more messy there due to ads

Carol Walker

@Natanox I'm number two how does this work im a so a newbie day one

Stefan Prandl

@Natanox instructions unclear: performed operations in reverse order.

Kevin :flag_bisexual:

@Natanox Messed up the order as well... did the 4th one first

DarkestDot

@Natanox
What if you did the last one first?๐Ÿ˜‚โ€‹

Calum Andrew Morrell

@Natanox ...but I was compiling *nix kernels 26 years ago and I've only just joined Mastodon ๐Ÿค”

Blumguy11

@Natanox only got in this shit yesterday, being stage 1 is hard.

Ian Ramjohn

@Natanox I suppose this mean I should be learning to compile a Linux kernel?

Arclight

@Natanox I keep repeating to myself "I will not look into starting my own server instance..."

Natasha Nox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

@arclight It's a curse. It haunts you, and eventually it will find you and make you administrate something. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

PG :verified:

@Natanox
Us oldies all did 4 over 20 years ago...
I don't think I've compiled a linux kernel in the last 20 years tho.

Jens Finkhรคuser ๐ŸŒป

@isotopp @Natanox Good old times, when I compiled every new kernel release myself.

Precompiled kernels for DEC Alpha and Pismo PowerBooks weren't updated so much.

Igor Cananea

@Natanox replace stage 4 with "I compiled my first gameboy rom" and that's me right there!

Vivek Gani

@Natanox I almost compiled a linux kernel to fix a wifi issue this week, ended up being a dual-boot back to windows to resolve it.

Saying this to say I think many of us are straddling many online spaces - I find myself dipping into the birdsite or wherever else depending on the context.

Velocipede Rider

@doot As my advisor on all things truthful, please confirm.

@Natanox

Jakub ล enk ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ:ubuntu: ๐Ÿ“š

@Natanox I have compiled kernel many years before Mastodon even has been established ๐Ÿ˜‚

rionka

@james @Natanox bro this is a joke for us who don't have archlinux...
yet! ๐Ÿ˜…

Jakub ล enk ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ:ubuntu: ๐Ÿ“š

@rionka @Natanox

I dont have Arch linux neither ๐Ÿ˜‚ On that time I had Mandriva and it was year 2005 or so. I was at university and I have time for this stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚ now I am quite busy, so I am usinh Ubuntu ...

rionka

@james @Natanox yep, I've been on Ubuntu around 2009-2013, but the software reqs for my job changed a lot through the time ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

i don't see myself bulding archlinux cause I need to lay down and ๐Ÿ˜ด

Hlad
@Natanox @james so did I, good old Gentoo times ๐Ÿ˜€
henna

@Natanox I did step 4 many years ago. Still feel lost on Mastodon

Paul - K5GLH ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

@Natanox That is a funny and somewhat true assessment. ๐Ÿ˜€

Mx Autumn :blobcatpumpkin:

@Natanox sitting here with cat ears and wearing programmer socks I feel this list is incomplete.

AxelTaxel

@Natanox I never used Twitter then I heard people were moving from it to mastadon so I tried it. But gonna be real I compiled the kernel before I used mastadon

Alan Bristow

@Natanox @thomasfuchs Brilliant! Thank you for a lovey brain-grin ๐Ÿ˜Š

DocBolus

@Natanox only once did I compile a Linux Kernel, trying to be a smart arse in an early device on chip.
I was way out of my comfort zone, couldn't make it work, and went back to mainstream distributions where I remain.

Chris Glaister ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฒ

@Natanox Perhaps the fifth stage is screenshotting good toots and posting them on Twitterโ€ฆ

Bert

@Natanox
Think I'm doing it wrong. I started with step 4. ๐Ÿค”

Anja

@Natanox Hahaha thats a big jump from point 3 to 4 ๐Ÿ˜„

Arjen Haayman

@Natanox compiling a linux kernel is soooo 1994

Parnikkapore

@Natanox I thought I would never hit step 4, but then I tried to port postmarketOS to my phone

Axomamma

@Natanox I'll never get to that last step (far too lazy) but in less than a week I've gotten to step 3.

Cheers!

dxzdb

@Natanox
4 - oh wait, Iโ€™m still confused

Andrew Jon Thomson

@Natanox you left out one step:
Oh dear good itโ€™s 3 am and my movie has been on pause since 10pm.
This is way more addictive than the chirp chirp site!

Ali Saoirse

@Natanox wondering if a Linux kernel is a new type of kink ๐Ÿค”

Daniรซl Franke ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

@Natanox It's been a loooooong time since I compiled a linux kernel. Is make menuconfig still a frustrating mess?

Daniรซl Franke ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

@Natanox Glad I've had no reason to compile my own kernel in so long then. :)

Natasha Nox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

@ainmosni I just take modified versions I need from the AUR so someone else has to deal with all the mess, or use DKMS. ๐Ÿ˜…

Daniรซl Franke ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

@Natanox Now I'm having flashbacks of compiling kernels with only the things that I needed, so that I didn't have to use modules.

How times have changed.

Mijndert

@Natanox I started with the last step at age 10. ๐Ÿค“

CJOH

@Natanox love a good Linux kernel ! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Robert Whitney

@Natanox I think I mixed up steps 1 and 4 because I've compiled my Gentoo kernel and have yet to watch any sort of documentary on mastodon elephants.

David Delony

@Natanox I'd actually compiled a Linux kernel long before joining Mastodon.

Alex Bambury #ActuallyAutistic

@Natanox im currently at stage three considering iโ€™ve only been here a couple of days, iโ€™ll probably have compiled a kernel wthin the week๐Ÿคฃ

Ian

@Natanox I feel that I'm going backwards them ๐Ÿ™‚

Ellie Maybe

@Natanox I saw this post on Twitter a few days ago and it was the final bump I needed to set up an account here. ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€‹

Tony Loyd

@Natanox I am at Stage 1. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Flavio M

@Natanox stuck on second stage ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Michal Vorisek

@Natanox just first 3๐Ÿ––๐Ÿพ
fourth i can do in my job:)

victorescu

@Natanox I am on step 3 and i have started wondering where my extra raspberry pi is sitting just in case :)

bryanspellman

@Natanox ha, stuck between 1 and 2... 1.5 should be "wait, what?"

3wombats

@Natanox stage 2 here Iโ€™ve not progressed any further yet

Polychrome :clockworkheart:
@Natanox stage 5 is switching to Misskey, and from there to 3 other server alternatives in a descending order of popularity.
Michael

@Natanox
Joined, have name and profile and nothing else seems to work. Doesnโ€™t search no feeds

Natasha Nox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

@BartiSkip That's weird. What app do you use? I've heard some complaints about the current official one.

Michael

@Natanox
Donโ€™t know which app, probably off App Store on my iPad Iโ€™ll look and check

Nellie

@BartiSkip @Natanox I canโ€™t seem to get going with it too. Iโ€™d love to join in but canโ€™t seem to get going. Am I doing something wrong

Natasha Nox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

@wifflesnoop @BartiSkip Mmh. Since I don't know what exactly is going wrong for you I'll simply point to my newcomers guide, perhaps you find sth. helpful in there. ๐Ÿ™‚ blog.natanox.de/1932/mastodon-

Edson

@Natanox I'm currently on step 2. Trying to figure out what this is all about.

Jim FR

@Natanox I /think/ I did the last one firstโ€ฆ about 20 years ago!

Natasha Nox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

@JFRitte I heard that sooooo often now. ๐Ÿ˜€ So that was... 6 years before I first actually used Linux (Ubuntu 8.04) with 15. Didn't had the opportunity before because I grew up in a rural village with dial-up internet.

One even said '93. Was still trying to escape the playpen at that time, lol.

Mx. Savanni D'Gerinel

@Natanox
* I just installed NixOS and then did a version bisect on the Linux kernel to track down a bug.

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