@TheGibson

I once told a customer, "You don't need to be facist about it" when he suggested using DRM for development tools.

I once nuked a machine with a script containing `rm -rf $PARENT/$CHILD` where the variables were unset. (The machine was running Windows 95 and MKS tools. I killed the script before it wiped the machine but it had taken out the registry by that point.)