(I phrased that like I was joking but there are people on here who really do that, who have that healthy of a relationship with technology. The internet stays in its box until it's summoned for a specific task, then when it's done being useful or amusing, back in the box it goes. They don't look at internet when they're bored or between things, they don't allow it to pester their pockets with notifications, they do internet only on their schedule. More of these people on Fedi than elsewhere)
@ifixcoinops Not sure if you remember, but there was a service like that for the Palm devices (and I think WinCE as well)
And that was literally how I consumed news in the late 90s/early 2000s :D