#feditip: add .rss to the end of most pages you see on a Mastodon server to get an RSS feed for your RSS reader.
Level 2: go about your day without internet, then in the evening settle down at your Computer Desk with a nice cup of tea to RSS-digest the day's shitposts.
Level 3: Aggregates your RSS feeds into epub format. Load the output onto your 2000's e-ink e-reader via USB cable. Sit in an overstuffed armchair with a nearby lamp, say aloud "Ah, yes, today's internet" and sip your port.
(I phrased that like I was joking but there are people on here who really do that, who have that healthy of a relationship with technology. The internet stays in its box until it's summoned for a specific task, then when it's done being useful or amusing, back in the box it goes. They don't look at internet when they're bored or between things, they don't allow it to pester their pockets with notifications, they do internet only on their schedule. More of these people on Fedi than elsewhere)