8-panel comic.
title: Programming explained with music
each language is in its own panel.
there are drawings of people that match the stereotype for that music genre in each. I'm not gonna bother describing them individually.
PHP is country -- it sucks, but it's everywhere.
Javascript is a one-man band -- it does everything (though it probably shouldn't)
C# is hard rock -- it used to be pretty popular but most people have outgrown it.
CSS is mumble rap -- anyone can do it and it doesn't make you a programmer.
Haskell is jazz -- complex, but incredibly powerful and flexible -- (if you know how to use it.)
Swift is U2 -- you have it because apple gave it to you.
Java is an obscure 17-century symphony -- you have to take a class to know about it.
Lisp is black metal -- no one understands it and its fans make people nervous.