@Gargron "abandon all hope ye who enter here"

@Gargron "sitting on my dick and cumming in my own ass, and nine months later giving birth to myself out of my ass"
—Jim Davis, creator of Garfield

@Gargron Have that section, but it's only images of pineapples.

@Gargron Hmm. I feel like I might have to go back in time a bit to dig some things up. I'll look.

@Gargron to toot my own horn https://mastodon.social/@thomasfuchs/100582410074393008

@Gargron The only social network that actually feels like home.

@Gargron "In centralized social networks, you have to trust a for-profit corporation to verify and protect people's identities. So far, they have failed miserably at both.

In Fediverse, you have full control over how much you reveal about yourself to make people believe that you are who you say you are."

https://medium.com/@angdraug/the-breakout-plan-316ce4a74493

@Gargron
Something like
Welcome to mastodon ! Mastodon is what you bring to it by yourself at your instance level and through instance interconnections
I've done it for free for you to be free
Keep in mind you are here to be yourself and meet other people worldwide

@Gargron We've got the cats

@Gargron Can I recommend testimonials from instance owners/admins?