Gregory's Server
COMPANY: Hi! Our company is the industry leader in the production of a high-quality [product]. When someone wants [product], they buy it from us because we are the ones the consumer can trust.
CUSTOMER: So you're a monopoly.
COMPANY: Oh, no! The industry leader!
CUSTOMER: What's the difference?
COMPANY: Well, others are still allowed to compete! Nobody's stopping them!
CUSTOMER: Okay, I'll buy a cheaper product then.
COMPANY: Wait-wait-wait. Do you really want to dive into an unknown territory where you don't have the comfort of knowing whom to trust? Our company is the most certified and our products are the industry standard. Besides, we've deliberately made it so if you choose any other product, your life will be worse because guess what? Our product is the industry standard so you'll HAVE TO use it. Bitch, you don't even know what you're getting yourself into. If we wanted we would find you and your family and ensure that your miserable existence you call life will be as painful as possible.
CUSTOMER: Oh, boy, it's great that I don't have to resist the established corporatocratic order and put some actual effort. As you wish, MEGACORP Inc., I won't stop being your customer. Man, I love MEGACORP Inc., they make everything SO CONVENIENT… At least my wife and kids are safe.
CUSTOMER: So you're a monopoly.
COMPANY: Oh, no! The industry leader!
CUSTOMER: What's the difference?
COMPANY: Well, others are still allowed to compete! Nobody's stopping them!
CUSTOMER: Okay, I'll buy a cheaper product then.
COMPANY: Wait-wait-wait. Do you really want to dive into an unknown territory where you don't have the comfort of knowing whom to trust? Our company is the most certified and our products are the industry standard. Besides, we've deliberately made it so if you choose any other product, your life will be worse because guess what? Our product is the industry standard so you'll HAVE TO use it. Bitch, you don't even know what you're getting yourself into. If we wanted we would find you and your family and ensure that your miserable existence you call life will be as painful as possible.
CUSTOMER: Oh, boy, it's great that I don't have to resist the established corporatocratic order and put some actual effort. As you wish, MEGACORP Inc., I won't stop being your customer. Man, I love MEGACORP Inc., they make everything SO CONVENIENT… At least my wife and kids are safe.