CENTRIST: What are your politics?
SOCIALIST: Well, I want to become the governor and give the workers direct control over the means of production.
ANARCHIST: I want a decentralized society which social formations are entirely non-hierarchical.
META-ANARCHIST: I just want to disassemble stuff.
CENTRIST: That's it?
META-ANARCHIST: Yep. Gotta disassemble stuff. Disassemble stuff over and over. And as soon as the stuff gets assembled, I'm gonna disassemble it again. And again. And again-
CENTRIST: And what about you?
ANARCHO-NIHILIST: I just want to destroy stuff.
CENTRIST: And what's the difference between you and the previous guy?
ANARCHO-NIHILIST: I'm on crack, he's on LSD.