— What’s your political ideology?
— I’m a post-leftist. Specifically a Stirnerian egoist.
— What do you believe in?
— Whatever I believe to be in my self-interest.
— Yeah, but what are those beliefs that are in your self-interest?
— Whatever I believe to be in my self-interest.
— Yeah, but what is in your self-interest?
— Whatever I believe to be in my self-interest.
— B-but…
— My self-interest right now is to stop talking to you. See ya.
— No, you can’t just-