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Devine Lu Linvega

Every time I see a dev with a decked out computer with LED lights, colorful fans, glowing tubes all sorts of shits sticking out of the thing, without miss, they write bloated as fuck slow programs.

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John

@neauoire I don't think I've ever seen a developer with a riced computer like that... I thought that was only a "gamer" thing??

nomand

@neauoire sadly never going to use this anymore :(

Devine Lu Linvega

@nomand Ouf, yeah not too compatible with the boat. What do you use aboard?

nomand

@neauoire currently I have a xiaomi air 13 laptop. It's awful, but surprisingly user-serviceable.

I've just ordered macbook air M2 last week because of it's power to performance and battery life.
While I make 100% of my income in 3D graphics, is what I have to do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nomand

@neauoire initially I thought that maybe a PC would work, and it's by far the most modular and serviceable / upgradable way to go, AND you can underclock them, AMD is really reeeeeally efficient underclocked. But having to go through an inverter and then through a PSU is a killer.
Maybe once ITX12VO standard becomes more common, there will be a pathway for an APU based 12v system.
But by then I won't need one :)

Kira, feral fox 🦊 🏳️‍⚧️

@neauoire I can understand this sentiment, but, have you really checked the code of EVERY dev that has a colourful computer setup?

Devine Lu Linvega

@tty One day I'll find one that breaks the rule, I'm hopeful!

Kartik Agaram

@neauoire

1. Everybody's programs are bloated compared to yours 😄

2. I know lots of people with sleek, streamlined (often silver colored) computers that write bloated programs 🙂

Devine Lu Linvega

@akkartik I was trying to think when I wrote this, do I know people who use dumpster computers and write slow programs, and I'm not sure that I do.

If I had to guess, I'd wager that it's harder to write efficient programs with top of the line specs, than it is to write inefficient programs on a computer that cannot run them.

Kartik Agaram

@neauoire I'm definitely guilty of that myself. Like when I was programming in 30-year old machine code but my repo was hundeds of MB and you couldn't easily clone it. It's so easy to take for granted what I have and forget that not everyone has it.

Alexander Cobleigh

@akkartik @neauoire ye dominic and substack are both adherents of attitude towards coding :~

»if you want to write fast software, use a slow computer»
—dominic tarr

⛧ esoterik ⛧

@neauoire @akkartik i think people who write programs to run in VMs or emulators still feel these constraints, but yeah i broadly agree.

Andy Valencia ✅

@neauoire Along the lines of dev bloat, I've noticed a pattern in my own life.

"When they make a web site" (rococo chapel)
"When I make a web site" (child with very basic wooden rocking horse)
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@neauoire While my PC *does* have a glowing fan, I actually hate it and didn't realize how bright it'd be when I grabbed it, it was just the cheapest effective option >_>

I've also deliberately disconnected the lights on the case from the power supply, because why on Earth would I want my computer glowing?

Given that I do most of my personal dev work on decade-old hardware at best, I'm fairly sure I tend to do a good job with regards to efficiency :)

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