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Dan Ports

It has now been 6 years since I was banned from home decor.

Two giant googly eyes above a rectangular fireplace looking like a shocked face
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~n

@dan Hmmm. Must resist the temptation, and not get a bag of these (1000 for only 9.99!) to hand them out to kids in front of IKEA.

1000 goggly eyes
Katti

@nblr I bought an assorted box with various sizes and styles once. Never failed to make me happy.

Mark Whybird

@nblr @dan How is it that no-one has tagged #googlyEyes here yet?

sortius

@nblr @dan I don't have big ones, but I do have a rather large box from near microscopic to a centimetre or so.

I spilled it while trying to play a practical joke on my son and daughter. I'm still finding the microscopic ones everywhere, and they're worse than Lego

groxx

@dan if they didn't remove you from the pool, nobody else would have a chance to be the best

Frank Bennett

@dan A PointlessHub relation with a gig at IKEA. How do these things happen.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qtI1AHsN

Trojan Duck

@dan They're just jealous of your superior skills

john spurling

@dan 担担's Playhouse (serious Pee-wee Herman vibes)

Katti

@dan I just now realised it‘s your toot people retooted today. Hello from
Dalmac ;)

Sylvhem

@dan Hey @tek, I found someone else with the same taste as you in home decor :p.

toolbear makes games? (Y/n)

@dan
"I know you see yourself as a fighter. Well, I see myself as one too. This is how I fight." — Alpha Waymond

BrazMogu (i.e. Bruno Guedes)

@dan I appreciate that they didn't take your oeuvre down, shows respect for the artist

Aperture!

@dan theyre just afraid of the dual purpose fireplace-moment magnitude calculator

Jason Howard :sdf:

@dan
Whoever banned you did a disservice to all of us. Let me know, I'll write a letter.

Alien software, human hardware

@dan obviously.
The left eye is not symmetrical to the placement of the right.
Should have placed them correctly for a commendation instead of a ban.

NilaJones

@dan

My ex and I had some difficulties because we had very different ideas about home decor

This, though, we would have agreed on! A keeper!

Andreas M. Heitmann :batman:

@dan I don't have a picture of it but my uncle in Germany has a fake fireplace hanging on a wall in the living room and next to it on the left and the right some fake flowers in a vase. That thing looks like you can push a casket inside for a cremation.

So ... it can be worse ;-) ...

gunstick

@dan yeah, you forgot to add a nose! That's why.

NYC Glue

@dan thanks for reminding me I needed to get large googly eyes.

jack

@dan the grinning colossus. you're the hero we all wish we could be

Mustardon 🇺🇸

@dan
Brilliant way to say, "I don't like decorating, but if you insist..."

Karl Statz

@dan check in at your house enough on 4 square, become the mayor, no more limits

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