@shibacomputer
"... please iā€™m on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet..."

This person has A LOT more faith in humanity than I do. That's probably a good thing.
Meanwhile...

"To be sane, he held, was either to be sedated by melancholy or activated by hysteria, two responses which were 'always and equally warranted for those of sound insight'. All others were irrational, merely symptoms of imaginations left idle, of memories out of work."
- Thomas Ligotti