Email or username:

Password:

Forgot your password?
Bruce Sterling @bruces's posts Post Back to profile
Top-level
Stefan Edward Jones

@bruces @pluralistic

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you are taking
An unauthorized pee break

11 Dec 2024 at 14:58 | Wall-to-wall | Open on dice.camp
13 comments
nidoЯ
Tony Wells

@StefanEJones @bruces @pluralistic

Santa has 'legitimate interest' in collating the naughty/nice list and thus claims full GDPR compliance, as do the 961 data brokers who will also get access.

I would not trust that shelf elf though.

11 Dec 2024 at 16:18 | Open on mastodon.social
Stefan Edward Jones

@TonyJWells @bruces @pluralistic The Elf on the Shelf is NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

11 Dec 2024 at 16:53 | Open on dice.camp
🍥SarahBurnout🍥
Tony Wells
Tony Hoyle

@TonyJWells @StefanEJones @bruces @pluralistic Bigclive pulled one of those apart. It's literally a standard fake camera (flashing LED and a battery) with some festive tape stuck to the bottom. Creepy as fuck.

11 Dec 2024 at 17:56 | Open on toot.hoyle.me.uk
Tony Hoyle

@TonyJWells @StefanEJones @bruces @pluralistic Also...
'£2.99 or 4 payments of £0.75'

They're insane.. That payment plan probably costs more to administer than the final price!

11 Dec 2024 at 17:57 | Open on toot.hoyle.me.uk
Tony Wells

@tony @StefanEJones @bruces @pluralistic

They make the money with people buying a lot of items and then getting behind on the payments.

11 Dec 2024 at 23:57 | Open on mastodon.social
Tony Wells

@tony @StefanEJones @bruces @pluralistic

That's no way to talk about Big Clive! (joke) I do enjoy him taking things apart.

12 Dec 2024 at 0:00 | Open on mastodon.social
Simon
iAmAnEngarneer
Stefan Edward Jones

(I think "Unauthorized pee breaks" scans a bit better.)

11 Dec 2024 at 21:53 | Open on dice.camp
Glitzersachen.de
Go Up