"How can the ship be sinking? The bow of the ship is...

"How can the ship be sinking? The bow of the ship is higher in the air than it’s ever been before!"

Like 13 Jul 2022 at 1:08 | Open on merveilles.town

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The ship is not sinking... on average...

13 Jul 2022 at 2:25 | Open on hackers.town

it’s dry where I am!

It’s completely normal for a boat to go up and down a bit, you’re over-reacting

This ship is so big and well-designed that no one could possibly sink it no matter how many holes they drill!

Well maybe there’s some flooding in the lower decks, but I’m rich enough it won’t affect me up here in 1st class

13 Jul 2022 at 3:16 | Open on hackers.town

@calcifer if only we could devise a water capture technology.

13 Jul 2022 at 3:17 | Open on merveilles.town

emenel

@neauoire @calcifer have you both watched Avenue Five?

13 Jul 2022 at 3:19 | Open on post.lurk.org

13 Jul 2022 at 3:20 | Open on merveilles.town

emenel

@neauoire @calcifer it’s basically a very dark sitcom about exactly this.

13 Jul 2022 at 3:23 | Open on post.lurk.org

@neauoire what we need are better bilge pumps, then we can go on drilling more holes in the hull

13 Jul 2022 at 3:24 | Open on hackers.town

grey

@neauoire @calcifer If we grow enough sponges, we can absorb all the water before we sink.

13 Jul 2022 at 8:21 | Open on merveilles.town