@stux Oh my god 😂

@stux awww gnihihi

@stux True story: I had to help someone log in once and their password was: passw0rdz. 🤯

@stux
She is misleading us, I am sure of it. Definitely. She is providing false information. 😄 🙄 😬

@stux Could all that Botox between her eyebrows be paralysing her brain?

@stux Just a normal human. Not her fault.

@stux @giant_awake Ich bin gerade mit admin / admin an einem ArtNET-Interface gescheitert. Richtig war: Admin / Admin. 👆

@stux cue the guy working for Paypal whose credit card number root encryption key password was... "a$$word".

Source, what a read: https://max.levch.in/post/724289457144070144/shamir-secret-sharing-its-3am-paul-the-head-of

@stux Gelukkig dit keer is geen dom blondje maar een domme brunette. 😆

@stux :blobsweats: :blobsweats: :blobsweats:

@stux at least she didn't tell for what account this password is.

@stux a bunch of my exes know my basic password. I dont use it for important stuff though. None of them have ever signed into the stuff I use that password for, like, oh I dunno, the online store where I bought my hair dye. LOL Random logins like that.

@stux oh, brother!! She just didn't clue in. *shakes head* 🥴😖🤦🏻‍♀️🤔

@stux social engineering at its best

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@stux What happened to making up nonsensical funny dada poems, then taking the first letter of each word and all the punctuation, and throwing in a few numbers? As long as you can remember the poem, you can remember the password. But you never recite the poem in public, of course - just make up a new one on the spot to teach other people this method.

@stux The Helpdesk Admin once reset my password for the Mailaccount: Test1234.
It worked for several years because I had no rights to reset the password by myself. 🥴

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Sigh...

Well, it's what they call social engineering, but this one was too easy.... ;)

@stux People need to learn to answer questions like this: It's None Of Your Business 🤪💩

@stux I understand her choice of password, she really has trouble to get hold of the blood of a virgin.

@stux Oh my god... I can't stand it. 😂

@stux This is SNL, correct??

@stux .. would it be easy to get her in bed as well? .. I mean really .. come on lady. 🙄🙄

@stux
This is why I cleverly throw would-be hackers off the trail with this clever combo:

Username: password
Password: username

@stux and that’s why we can’t have nice things

@stux live social engineering 😂

@stux 😭

@stux The excellent "Ted Lasso" had an episode with this:
Jamie: It's so stupid. I should have been more careful. I should have picked a stronger password or something.
Keeley: Oh, no. Don't tell me your password was "password," Jamie.
Jamie: Yeah. Well, to be fair, I did think I'd fool 'em 'cause I spelled it with two S's.
https://lassoism.com/Ted-Lasso-quote.php?id=863

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sername
assword

@stux Total beginners mistake. What you do is

Username: "password"
Password: "username"

Safe.

@stux 😐😬🙄😅

@stux "What do you use for MFA?" "Oh, I only have an associates degree."

@stux By the way, what is your credit card number?