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sam henri gold

i gotta work on my trump impression for the next few years, i really got rusty. i think i got the mildly homoerotic rambling down but the voice isn’t gruff enough.

anyway here’s trump rambling about the thinkpad red nipple thing.

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sam henri gold

And these ThinkPads, they have…USB. 3.2. GEN 2, very important, the Gen 2 part. They're so fast. 10…per second MAYBE 20. We'll try to get it to 20. So so fast. These big engineers, crying — they come up to me with tears in their eyes, saying “Sir, the gigabytes are…so many”

The plug goes in UP OR DOWN now. Nobody thought it was possible. They said “You can’t put usb in both ways,” but we did it. CLICK POP. That's the sound of American innovation right there. Beautiful sound. BING BANG

Chasen

@samhenrigold Wow the last third really went in a direction I wasn’t expecting.

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