 Can you imagine the sheer nerve and chutzpah it takes to be a JUDGE for a cat fancy contest?? Not just judging one cat but dozens... as they all look at you, judging you back. "My understanding is humans are supposed to have more hair than you do on top of your head." "Your body lines are not very elegant." "Skin lacks a healthy luster, arm and leg lengths are not what we expect for a top grade human." "even for a human, this one makes a lot of pointless noise." -the cats probably 5 comments
 @futurebird those are some most excellent whiskers! And that one visible teefies. Took me longer than I expected to find a recent picture of Mr. Talks Constantly Whenever I Am Near Murphy with his showing.  @jared @futurebird what if there were a contest for "most judgmental cat?" That could be fun, right Charley? Charley? @kimlockhartga @futurebird oh oh oh! I have a lot of material for that contest. My Grumpiest Lady the Cat Penguin has spent years perfecting her judgemental craft as a means to scare off the intruders(my family and Murphy's face) that invade our territory. The look Pica gives when you stop petting her. And the look she gives when I say that her cat food bowl is full. |
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Every cat is perfect in every way. But, Pica is the most perfect in the most ways of them all.
She's all cat. The Most Cat Cat.
And that is the sum total of my "judgements."