'Our goal was to sail to a place called Codville Lagoon, 40 NM away. "Ah, yes, Codville. The cod committee will be waiting," I said to Devine, "we must pay the cod tax." Our fantasy world was populated by greedy and opportunistic animals. "Yes, hello! You must now pay the gull tax!" A pair of black-headed gulls, perched on a piece of driftwood, said to us as we sailed past, but we pretended we hadn't heard. "You must paaay!" They continued to say, disappearing in the distance, folding back into the scenery.'
We had trouble checking in with the CBP when arriving in Ketchikan by boat last June. Our dumb phone couldn't make calls to the US, and our other devices were too old to support the official check-in app. In the end, we had to walk to the harbormaster's office to use their phone.