I wouldn't call it a "lousy job" when it's intentionally designed towards that goal - especially when prioritising form factor, it's the least important element and then only one that can go there.
My mileage is vastly different and I'm constantly impressed by the performance and efficiency of my m1 13" air. Hitting several months of uptime is very common for me and I'm a tmux-session-hoarder and have too many apps running at all times.
That being said they could've also put it on the top front with touch id to make sure that people would keep it on their desks and within reach so that the mini would be visible at all times.