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rezmason

@neauoire The stagnation of their mobile browser in favor of enriching the iOS ecosystem will leave an afterimage on the archived mobile web, like a film negative made out of bullshit.

"Why do all these 'web sites' in the historic record invoke the demon 'Mobile Safari' and then prompt visitors to 'open the app' instead? My co-authors and I theorize an ancient struggle between factions vying for power: the 'web' faction whose artifacts survived, and the 'apple' faction whose artifacts did not."

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Tom Forsyth

@rezmason @neauoire You have to remember that back in 2022 they did not have self-contained biodomes that were air-portable. Instead what people would do is put some goats and pigs onto a trailer, turn up at a town, and stick some signs up advertising a "Mobile Safari". In this toot, I will expou

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