Them: We're forcing you to go back into the office because we believe work is more meaningful when employees are together and have a shared sense of comradery.
Me: So, unionize?
Them: No, not like that.
Them: We're forcing you to go back into the office because we believe work is more meaningful when employees are together and have a shared sense of comradery. Me: So, unionize? Them: No, not like that. 22 comments
@theropologist they probably mean more like: chanting in close harmony, while crushing rocks all chained up to each other @theropologist βHold up, we liked it when you were sharing and amplifying each otherβs misery, not powerβ¦β Also, no new HVAC systems to improve airflow, no masking, no guidelines on staying home when sick, or having negative COVID test before returning to work, etc. There's no recognition at all that there's any risk of COVID for workers or students who have to gather indoors for many hours each day. The selective amnesia is astounding. @theropologist BINGO! @theropologist Nothing boosts productivity like a 50 minute drive to sit in the smell of microwaved fish pie @theropologist I'd literally nope companies if they forxe me into an offuce for no giod reason! @theropologist @StaceyCornelius They won't even seat me and two colleagues next to each other β there's no space. Except the office is half empty even at peak times. It's bonkers. @theropologist nono you donβt get it /s the company is like a big family /s if you unionize, you risk destroying that comradery! /s /s /s (I really want to emphasize the amount of sarcasm Iβm saying this with, so please have 5 more sarcasm markers: /s /s /s /s /s) @theropologist @theropologist As someone who's been the victim more than once of malicious office politics, I'd like to say that the "cameraderie" is false and you're much safer at home. That's what we did! Ironically, being in the office together did make it easier to chat people up about the union. @theropologist @jcriecke yeah always has been. The only reason companies waste money is for the mastabatory habits of their executives. Otherwise they'd discharge that extra real estate so fast @theropologist mayors are trying to save fast food shops and business real estate tax dollars |
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