@warandpeas from now on I'll cut all my spaghetti cause I'm a rebel!
@warandpeas In this case can't argue with the officer, horrible crime indeed :D
@warandpeas My wife recently built a small wall of condiments between us so she could avoid seeing me do this 😞
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Me, now knowledgeable about Office McSexy’s one dealbreaker:
@warandpeas those legs tho 👀
In our house my wife's Officer McSexy and I'm the gangster where spaghetti is concerned.
@warandpeas Amateur. I just use a spoon so I don't have to fight with the sauce.
@warandpeas 🥥 Officer McSexy still has PTSD from a date with a woman who ate a slice of pizza with a knife and a fork. 🥥
@warandpeas from now on I'll cut all my spaghetti cause I'm a rebel!