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Erik Uden 🍑

This is not a joke — you can be paid for voting! I highly recommend reading this website. apologize.lol/

A screenshot of the Cards Against Humanity webpage reading “ Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC? Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America. If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.”
10 October at 22:05 | Open on mastodon.de
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Erik Uden 🍑

apologize.lol/#faq

Cards Against Humanity is exploiting a legal loophole to pay America’s blue-leaning non-voters to (1) apologize for not voting last time, (2) walk us through a step-by-step plan of how they’d vote this time, and (3) post “Donald Trump is a human toilet” on social media. This whole thing should probably be illegal—so quick, give us your money before they change the law!

How do you know who didn’t vote?
We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

apologize.lol/#faq

Cards Against Humanity is exploiting a legal loophole to pay America’s blue-leaning non-voters to (1) apologize for not voting last time, (2) walk us through a step-by-step plan of how they’d vote this time, and (3) post “Donald Trump is a human toilet” on social media. This whole thing should probably be illegal—so quick, give us your money before they change the law!

How do you know who didn’t vote?
We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of...

10 October at 22:06 | Open on mastodon.de
Dr. Quadragon ❌

@ErikUden CAH proving once again that trolling is an artform.

10 October at 22:27 | Open on mastodon.ml
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