 I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon. She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 15 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle to comprehend large numbers. Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.  63 comments | Expand all CWs
 @lowqualityfacts with the amount of bots on here, the difference between people and likes could probably be made up 😂 @lowqualityfacts Based on my book sales alone, I'd say my vote is worth at least... three? @lowqualityfacts She's probably right, not just because of the limited numbers of accounts or the fact that that there aren't 10 billion people on the earth @lowqualityfacts I and my 25 sock puppet accounts tend to agree with your girlfriend.  @cwwilkie @lowqualityfacts  @jstatepost @cwwilkie @lowqualityfacts Maybe, but in this case she sure looks like she's right. 😼 @Low Quality Facts If all 15 million of us boost it a million times each, that would be… carry the two… regroup… It would be a lot.
 @lowqualityfacts edit:typo @lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts   it's she who doesn't get federation. nodes are like mirrors facing each other, so each of those 15M accounts scattered over thousands of instances can each be perceived as a local id that can each issue a boost that gets mirrored infinitely. 10G is peanuts compared with infinity :-P
 @lowqualityfacts   @lowqualityfacts Good attempt but i'm not on mastodon to "boost" post begging. @lowqualityfacts My cat boosted this, in case your girlfriend is embarrassingly unaware that on Mastodon, one cat boost = 2.5 million human boosts. #HighQualityFact     @lowqualityfacts Not Enough People Are Saying that this is also a great picture and both cats are so sweet. @lowqualityfacts My girlfriend says there are only 15 accounts on Mastodon. Anyway, the cats are very cute, they share the same limb color pattern!  @lowqualityfacts should've said "boosted by 10 billion people" then made an accident named "10 billion people"   @lowqualityfacts Quick quiz: Tuxedo Cat, may boost later. You really need an orange cat to get the boosts.  @lowqualityfacts It could work if the touching issue would only stick and Not turn off as has in last couple of weeks .. so have to make sure having gotten the color to hold and not undo itself ... still think Xcorp super computer is hacking Mastodon for last year...    @lowqualityfacts [in trump voice] I can’t believe this picture got 10 billion boosts on Mastodon. It’s really incredible, believe me, you won’t believe it. She came to me, big girlfriend strong girlfriend, tears streaming down her face, said it was impossible to get 10 billion boosts, but we did it. The most boosts ever. You’ve never seen more. We got more than Biden, more than Obama, and we’ll beat Obama again. You just need to boost this once, and you’ll never have to boost again. @lowqualityfacts I mean, I have five Mastodon accounts, so we only need about 1/4 the population of the planet to have five accounts each to reach your goal. @lowqualityfacts Sure. Boosting. But you should know I share some of her concern.  @lowqualityfacts … Those appear to be cats. You should post pictures of dogs or perhaps echidnas, to get cat pic boosts. @lowqualityfacts She's forgetting that cats can have accounts too. Low quality fact: The number of people + number of cats + other random species that are cat fans is greater than 10 billion. |
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@lowqualityfacts A good looking couple of cats.