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Darius Kazemi

Okay, hear me out. What if Will Shortz had a daughter. And he named her Jean.

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Gracious Anthracite

@darius

Poor girl would have everyone calling her Jortz. Nightmarish.

Dan Bruno

@darius would make for a good crossword clue

Alex Garnett

@darius double down by naming her Jean Paul Shortz so if she ever gets sick of identifying as jorts she can fall back on a pretentious pronunciation of "Short-zah"

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