@MostlyHarmless
I have a buddy who spent some time travelling in Japan and he told me apparently the local Jewish street mafia would pronounce yakuza as "jacuzzi" just because of their accent. I guess there was some dispute he faced with them about which part of the street he was allowed to vend, and was rather confused when he was told to go talk to the jacuzzi. He was like, "What? There's a talking jacuzzi?!? And it gets to decide where I can vend?" So, you wouldn't be the first.
I have a buddy who spent some time travelling in Japan and he told me apparently the local Jewish street mafia would pronounce yakuza as "jacuzzi" just because of their accent. I guess there was some dispute he faced with them about which part of the street he was allowed to vend, and was rather confused when he was told to go talk to the jacuzzi. He was like, "What? There's a talking jacuzzi?!? And it gets to decide where I can vend?" So, you wouldn't be the first.