 Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you: -don't believe in the Pythagorean theorem. -once saw a psychic who told you that you will die at an all you can eat buffet. -think that cops should give you one chance to rock, paper, scissors your way out of a speeding ticket. -microdose bananas to keep your potassium levels stable. -constantly say sorry whenever you're walking just in case you bump into a ghost. 20 comments
@lowqualityfacts That last pointβ¦. are you trying to get boosted by every Canadian on Mastodon?  Also, please boost if you believe in the Phlogiston Theory, in its day the equivalent* of today's Dark Matter Theory. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlogiston_theory *Equivalent in respect of being a simple explanation for something no one understood at the time.  @lowqualityfacts  @lowqualityfacts Defo the 3rd one LQF & I once met a psychic at an all you can eat buffet who told me I would die - does that count? Have a good one my friend ππ«ΆπΏοΈπ  @MAJ1 @lowqualityfacts I was told I'd make a killing at an all-you-can-eat buffet and I'm starting to feel a bit worried about it. @lowqualityfacts does it have to be all of those or is it okay if only two apply? @lowqualityfacts 2/5 - can I join your gang or am I going to have to do some kind of counterfactual hazing in which people are nice to me?   @lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts admittedly, rochambeaux'ing out of a speeding ticket would be sweet.   We live in a world where half think the earth is flat, while the other half think space is. π > think that cops should give you one chance to rock, paper, scissors your way out of a speeding ticket. Maybe not that, but they should definitely let you off with a warning if you've got some niche things in common. Looking at you, officer who wrote me a ticket then tried to bond with me over my Dead Can Dance bumper sticker. |
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Four out of five ain't bad.
BTW, Pythagoras is fake news.