Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:
-don't believe in the Pythagorean theorem.
-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die at an all you can eat buffet.
-think that cops should give you one chance to rock, paper, scissors your way out of a speeding ticket.
-microdose bananas to keep your potassium levels stable.
-constantly say sorry whenever you're walking just in case you bump into a ghost.
@lowqualityfacts
Four out of five ain't bad.
BTW, Pythagoras is fake news.