@vidister stop summoning idiots

@vidister@chaos.social I wonder if there is a Rule for this.

@vidister act one: cool person gets reposted to my timeline.
act two: go on their profile with the intention of following them.
act three: a follow request has already been sent for who knows how long🥴

@vidister and don't forget about rule 34.

@vidister Gargon 🤮

@vidister I wanted to respond to this with a snarky message intended for humor, but even my best attempts at it just read like a real post I've undoubtedly read on a forum somewhere else.

@vidister
🥥 Welcome to the 21st century, Fiona.
It's shit-posting all the way down.
Linux audio edition. 🥥
#Linux, #Audio, #ShitPosting, #TuckersBalls

@vidister

Careful, Icasus.

you’ve learned the basic nature of the tohu wa bohu.

But you’re not a wild card yet …

@vidister
The goal of shitposters everywhere!

@vidister I have to say im most amused by the fact that i cannot actually tell which replies are taking the piss and which are attempting a serious discussion 🤣🤣🤣

@vidister
> sometimes the mere act of joking about a hypothetical thing brings it into existence

all the time