Gregory's ServerMutuals, I beg you, click on this link. My body fat melted like butter. I have Become.
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 @rgegriff Yeah, I totally bounced off the first paragraph at first, until I was like hey wait what's up with that weird text? And then, against my better judgement, I clicked on some things @erosdiscordia  @lmorchard @erosdiscordia I got a little ways into it and was like, huh; that's funny. I didn't expect it to go so wonderfully off the rails I was like, "Okay, this seems normal if somewhat ominously designed...scroll scroll...what the absolute fuck...I'm only halfway down the page...this is eldritch..." The thing that really drove it home for me was scrolling back up, and actually looking at the "ads" that my eyes had naturally glossed over on the way down. It's making me have fridge-horror about what I might actually have not-seen on other internet pages. @erosdiscordia that's a reasonable fear, especially after seeing the whole page @rgegriff  @erosdiscordia Every once in a while I see something and I can tell I will have to spend a while to answer... how.  I did not (knowingly) click anything but "Ask me later" (which bought me at most a few seconds without that popup) Should I click?  @idlestate @lmorchard @slothrop @erosdiscordia @rgegriff I clicked everything. Such is my nature. I cannot recommend, but I would not discourage. Nothing untoward has happened as of yet. @randomgeek @idlestate @lmorchard @slothrop @rgegriff Let us know if you grow tentacles |
@erosdiscordia @lmorchard I am glad you got me to take a second look holy shit