@holothuroid p;dl - Podcast;didn't listen

@holothuroid I saw an alternative.

pw;cr - Paywall; couldn't read

@holothuroid Wow, everyone in the replies is willing to share so many things that aren't worth reading! You shitposters! 😒

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„ai“ might be to specific for some use cases,;
how about manually manipulated images?
The symbol for this is an M in square brackets. [M]

proposing m;dr

@holothuroid There’s the already established (well, at least by me…) tv;dw - too video, didn’t watch.

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nrm;dr - no reader mode

rc;dr - requires cookies

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bs:dr - Bullshit; ditn’t read

@holothuroid great idea, although I mostly prefer it if people post archive links for the paywalled stuff.

There should also be one for the commercial manipulation platforms (Xitter and the metastases, mainly)

@holothuroid fv;dr - floating video; didn't read

@holothuroid /me seconds this proposal!

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ab;dr griped about my ad blocker, didn't read

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While these are all great fun, it ignores how it is used:
tl;dr: <summary>
So, if it were ai-text, it would be more like:
ai;dr: misinformation.
rather than providing a summary. And if it were paywalled, you can't provide a summary, so what's the point at all?

@holothuroid@rollenspiel.social
youre gonna get hit with a paywall on a site and make an account on it just to comment that you dont want to use the site?

@holothuroid Dr;ais - did read, but as summarized by ai. Could be correct or hallucinated….

@holothuroid I propose:

v;dw

(Video; didn't watch)

@holothuroid ai;ip - ai, ignore previous (instructions)

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may I propose

X - Too billionaire, didn't want

@holothuroid @CorinnaBaldauf definitely useful. Bookmarked 👍

@holothuroid @codinghorror dr;dr - draft, didn't read 😜

@holothuroid D;dr (draft, didn't read) 😁

@holothuroid or, treat strangers like people

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ap;dr annoying popups, didn't read.

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yt;dw
v;dw
ad;dr

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dr;dr

(draft;didn't read)

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Thank you for sharing, very useful!👍
@bestiaexmachina

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vo;dw — video only, didn't watch
po;dl — podcast only, didn't listen

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If we're adding to the lexicon, then I propose:

js;dr

Javascrippled; Didn't Read

Too many websites are Javascript dependent when Plain Ol' Semantic HTML would have worked, and it seems web developers have forgotten about graceful degradation, or even progessive enhancement.

Javascript is something up with which I will not put.

#Javascript #Javascrippled #POSH

@holothuroid So: ni;ws - not interested: why share ?! :P

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dc;dr - don't care, didn't read

@holothuroid fx:dr from X, didn't read

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cb:dr click bait, didn't read
cf:dr click farm, didn't read
daf:dr dumb as f+ck, funny read

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There's also cw;dr for "cookiewall, didn't read". Although I'm curious if those are a thing mostly enjoyed by people in EU GDPR countries, or does everone see those, even in the land of the free?

@holothuroid nyt;dr

@holothuroid can I also propose:

ac;dc - advertorial content; don't care

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lg;dr: lol gay; dorks read

@holothuroid Plus "it took more than one click to reject all cookies"

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v;dw - video, didn't watch

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ai;fro - ai; fucked right off
pw;cba - paywall; couldn't be arsed

@holothuroid from @tantek.com@tantek.com is js;dr.

@holothuroid va;dr — very authoritarian;don’t read

@holothuroid la;dr

Location asked, didn't read

@holothuroid dr;dr - draft; didn’t read

(Love both proposals 👍.)

@holothuroid that could be an interesting RFC for april 1st.

@holothuroid esl;ra - English as a Second Language; read anyway.

For when the #grammar may be poor, possibly due to #English not being their first #language, but you should put in the effort to interpret what they are saying and read it anyway,

(Much respect to all who, unlike me, speak/write more than one language. If you are reading this, your English is certainly better than my <insert any other human language you speak here>.)

#esl

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This is the closest I've seen to a viral post on Mastodon :))

The paywall didn't read line applies to so much ...

@holothuroid @cynicalsecurity RFC approved

@holothuroid nat;dr - no alt text, didn't read

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pw;dr is actually bp;dr = behind paywall didn't read and quite old.
Sorryyyy 😆

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nta;dr

Needs Twitter Account, didn't read

@holothuroid po;dr (popup, didn't read)

@holothuroid bp;dr (behind paywall; didn’t read) has been in use for a couple of years, so in the interest of standardisation…

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tf;cr -- tiny font, couldn't read 🥸

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dl;db - Discord link; didn't bother