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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

@_L1vY_ Don't believe the Establishment when they tell you the British people love the Royal Family, we fucking don't

#AbolishTheMonarchy

28 August at 17:12 | Wall-to-wall | Open on mastodon.social
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Mother Bones
Deep Mud

@Lazarou I'm afraid it's the Canadians who love the monarchy.

28 August at 18:02 | Open on mas.to
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

@deepmud do you wanna buy them so we can fund the NHS?
It's a fire sale because looking at the King, he wont be around for much longer

28 August at 18:05 | Open on mastodon.social
Deep Mud

@Lazarou I'm not Canadian. I'm American. We already have a dipshit who wants to be king, we hardly need the "real thing" gumming up the icky works.

If I were the British monarchy, I'd sell a few pieces of jewelry and a tiara or three, and fund the NHS. Good public relations ought to figure prominently in their plans to stay where they are.

28 August at 18:07 | Open on mas.to
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

@deepmud that would be a smart thing to do, but the British Royal Family doesn't do 'smart' they do 'greedy'

Monarchs are wank

28 August at 18:11 | Open on mastodon.social
Deep Mud

@Lazarou we're doing our best to fend one off right now. And I agree.

28 August at 18:12 | Open on mas.to
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P J Evans

@Lazarou @_L1vY_
A number of the more recent members seem to need to be tossed. Into the North Sea. The brighter ones left public view...or the country.

28 August at 18:44 | Open on mas.to
Log 🪵

@Lazarou @_L1vY_ Isn't this lot reintroduced from the mainland because Britain's more native breeds of royal all went extinct in 1714? What are you keeping them around for?

28 August at 19:05 | Open on mastodon.sdf.org
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