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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

@deepmud do you wanna buy them so we can fund the NHS?
It's a fire sale because looking at the King, he wont be around for much longer

28 August at 18:05 | Wall-to-wall | Open on mastodon.social
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Deep Mud

@Lazarou I'm not Canadian. I'm American. We already have a dipshit who wants to be king, we hardly need the "real thing" gumming up the icky works.

If I were the British monarchy, I'd sell a few pieces of jewelry and a tiara or three, and fund the NHS. Good public relations ought to figure prominently in their plans to stay where they are.

28 August at 18:07 | Open on mas.to
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

@deepmud that would be a smart thing to do, but the British Royal Family doesn't do 'smart' they do 'greedy'

Monarchs are wank

28 August at 18:11 | Open on mastodon.social
Deep Mud

@Lazarou we're doing our best to fend one off right now. And I agree.

28 August at 18:12 | Open on mas.to
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