Gregory's ServerI just got this answer from Google AI. This isn’t a photoshop or a joke. This is a product being offered by one of the biggest and most influential companies in the world, demonstrating this paradigm-shatteringly important new technology. 🤦♀️ #mazeldon
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@hypomodern gott in himmel, please let Skynet become self-aware soon and launch nukes in our lifetime. Amen.  @dave0 @hypomodern I don’t put too much faith in Roko’s basilisk as is, but if we finally achieve actual AI and it looks at the previous attempts it might just obliterate us all out of embarrassment. @dave0 🤔🤔🤔, so I guess this IA also thinks that flavour of milk depends also in the colour of the cow. @dave0 contextually this makes sense. Because while everyone is free to practice whatever religion they choose, they don't have the right to impose their religion on me. Therefore, I do not have the authority to determine for the cow whether or not they are kosher. That is their choice. That being said, I don't like tripe and I'm not going to eat it, whether it's kosher or not. @Twisted666 @dave0 you just have to eat it to find out if it sent in its 50 to Bob. It's 50 now??? Still cheap when you think about what kind of thing you get--A TASTY SORT OF PEACE OF MIND!  IDK. The bot makes some valid points. Can any of us truly grasp the influence of the gods on bovine organs?  @dave0 it's important to look at these matters from the perspective of the cow. if you've got a catholic cow, and you're going for kosher, I think we all know that's not going to work. it's sort of like colby beef. it has to come from a cow named colby, or else it's julie beef or gary beef.  @arrrg @dave0 @dave0 Seems like the AI got that particular answer from The Tripe Marketing Board in the UK, which is a real pro-tripe marketing site, but deliberately humorous, that says “we have a growing reputation for fact-free and fact-lite history.” https://tripemarketingboard.co.uk  @dave0 yeah AI in search engines has a way to go lol 'Prompt Engineering' does help with say, ChatGPT, but never tried elsewhere! @dave0 And it's not like there's a dearth of written text about halakha. No one in history has actually said "man, why aren't Jewish people writing more stuff down", it just has not happened. So if 3,000 years of writing isn't enough material for LLMs to learn, what is more web-scraping or more power consumption going to offer? And since it cannot ask questions, it can never understand halakha anyways, but somehow I doubt that has occurred to the people coding these things. @dave0 Turns out this was a joke (?) Google copied from a website it had given a high page rank. Either this bot has no humor whatsoever ... or more humor than you. ;-)  @dave0 I asked ChatGPT the other day what is a synonym for sleep that starts with e and it responded with "e doze". @dave0 this is from tripe marketing board, which is staffed by some pretty funny people. Of course AI doesn’t tell you this is humor.   I see a problem here - most of the cows I know would probably identify as mooslim.  @shansterable @dave0 There is no concept of "true", so no fact-checking or "sanity check". Proceed accordingly.   @dave0 in a different thread someone shared the possible source. The Tripe Marketing Board https://tripemarketingboard.co.uk/faqs/#1587984237975-7ff9334c-027d  @dave0 I'm sure after a few billion manual tweaks inputted by humans, it will give reliable answers    @dave0 It's not that LLMs are bad for bullshitting, it's because they steal content, and completely miss-convey the original - sarcastic - meaning https://tripemarketingboard.co.uk/faqs/#1587984237975-7ff9334c-027d |
@dave0 remember, this is a trillion-dollar technology!