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Robb Knight

Surprised Apple isn’t asking for 30% of my business because I used a Mac to make the website.

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Dave 🧱 :cursor_pointer:

@robb next tax return I do I’m sending it to Apple and then HMRC

Robb Knight

“Sir you used your Macintosh computer to find a job so we’re entitled to 30% of your salary forever”

Alex Cox

@robb I have until November to figure out how to pay my rent because of the new Patreon situation (and how Patreon continues to roll over), and I’m so glad that the era of the Apple fanboy is over. I was guilty of it at one point, too…you know when I was a literal child. It’s a relief to see people realizing the taste that made us love this stuff was made by real, amazing people that Apple refuses to even acknowledge by name wnd not automatically scream about podcasters daring to criticize it.

Johnny ‘Decimal’ Noble

@robb The thing I find most offensive is that they have ~$67,000,000,000 cash on hand. Money in the bank that they could spend tomorrow.

That's not their total value, of course. There's a shit load more of that. This is just cold hard cash.

But they need 30% of what a kind person might choose to give you or I via Patreon. Which can surely only be pocket change to them.

It's a sickness.

Marco :prami:

@johnnydecimal @robb That's it. But I'm afraid you can only become so financially successful if you behave like an asshole and use every opportunity, no matter how small, to collect money. Above a certain level, this is only at the expense of others. And that is very, very sad.

Joe Beam

@esamecar @johnnydecimal @robb
That sounds a lot like a Dickens novel. What was it called?

gabz :verified_pill_bottle2:

@alpine @robb

**Knock, Knock**

Who's there?

**Apple**

Apple, who?

**App-Give-me-fkn-30%**

Ernest

@robb If you stay at the same workplace for over one year, deductions from your salary will be reduced to 15% thereafter.

Andrei Torres

@robb *forever = until we decide to increase the fee

Jak2k

@robb @imyke
By using Apple products, support this… /j Linux is not bad.

patter

@robb taking adding 30% every time you enter a credit card number in Safari

Stefan Scholl

@robb I'm surprised that everybody is so rich that they think they would have to pay 30% instead of 15%.

Wolfi

@robb it's practically money left on the table

Benjamin Bayart

@robb Why would they restrain to only asking 30% ?

gabz :verified_pill_bottle2:

@robb boost this 3 times and Apple will show up (spooky) 😅

Lyons

@robb if you used an iPhone to make it they absolutely would be.

Eric Schwarz :yikes:

@robb I’m one of a few Mac users at my day job—I think Apple is going to start collecting 30% of my salary.

It’s absurd, but does feel like they think they’re entitled to part every transaction that passes through their devices.

I also think that Apple Pay would not have taken off like it has if they had a mechanism to collect even more along the way—feels like a crazy concept that they only charge a fraction of a percent to the issuing bank and it’s somewhat hard for that to get passed along.

Eric Schwarz :yikes:

@robb Related, I keep wondering who (as in a specific person or people) are to blame within the company?

Cool is obviously letting this happen, but I don’t think *everyone* at Apple thinks this is the right play either.

(I doubt it would change much, but we can at least say, “_____ is ruining Apple.”

Robb Knight

@ecschwarz I assume it’s whoever is in charge of “services” or maybe the App Store?

Riccardo Mori

@robb @marioguzman Surprised Apple isn’t asking for 30% of my business because I use a Mac.

(Actually more than one. Would it be 30% for each Mac?)

Chris Lilley 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@robb How soon until they demand 30% of all iPhone food delivery orders?

P4

@svgeesus @robb they can have it, but Tim Cook must show up in person and is legally required to eat the whole thing in one sitting

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