@Chrishallbeck
Toilet's cold but urine's warm
I've been peein' a stream since I was born

It isn't all right
It's not okay
Doctor says my bladder's strange
I can fill a gallon tank
In twenty minutes, give or take

Whether it's a chino or whether it's a cargo
I'm peein my pants, peein my pants
Everyone is bothered, linoleum is blottered
I'm peein my pants, peein my pants