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Chris Hallbeck

And you can tell by the way I use my walk
Really gotta pee
No time to talk

15 August at 15:30 | Open on mastodon.social
7 comments
Richard "mtfnpy" Harman

@Chrishallbeck aah aah aah aah
goin' potty
goin' potty

15 August at 15:31 | Open on infosec.exchange
Jonathan T

@Chrishallbeck Ah, ah, ah... spraying alive
I'm spraying alive, spraying aliiiiiive.

15 August at 15:42 | Open on mastodon.me.uk
Zero Tachikoma

@Chrishallbeck what, do you pee with your mouth or something? Multitask!

15 August at 15:48 | Open on mastodon.social
Reticent Turnip
Isaac Lyman

@Chrishallbeck
Toilet's cold but urine's warm
I've been peein' a stream since I was born

It isn't all right
It's not okay
Doctor says my bladder's strange
I can fill a gallon tank
In twenty minutes, give or take

Whether it's a chino or whether it's a cargo
I'm peein my pants, peein my pants
Everyone is bothered, linoleum is blottered
I'm peein my pants, peein my pants

15 August at 16:10 | Open on toot.cafe
TobyBartels

@Chrishallbeck : If you make this into a cartoon, and then animate it, then you can sing it!

15 August at 16:17 | Open on mathstodon.xyz
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