@UncleDuke1969 It’s best to assume that ALL women favour contactless.

@UncleDuke1969 I thought she might be hungry.

@UncleDuke1969 so this is the "waifu" that people talk about so much

@UncleDuke1969 The fetus has a side gig (they start so early these days!) and is holding up a card reader

@UncleDuke1969 there'll be some mild discomfort until you can execute a core dump.

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Sure my twins were both born with amazing lung capacity, evidenced by their stereo ear piercing screams - they are still the loudest kids I’ve ever met, but I don’t recall hearing them while in the womb strangely.

@UncleDuke1969 the person who made this sign thinks babies exit the womb through the belly button.

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"Sir, is that a giant syringe?"
"Yes, and it's quite difficult to handle safely in public.
"Okay, have this special seat next to this gem of a guy with a gigantic candy cane."

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She swallowed the router to catch the switch. She swallowed the switch to catch the modem. She swallowed the modem to catch the WiFi.
I don't know why she swallowed WiFi.
Perhaps she'll die.

@UncleDuke1969 What did they even wanted to do? 😂

@UncleDuke1969 they give phones to younger and younger kids

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@UncleDuke1969 it's a human access point

@UncleDuke1969 “I think I was fed RSS”

@UncleDuke1969 Genius !