@makeworld @jonikorpi Big Transport Tycoon vibes.

@makeworld just one more denomination bro. i promise bro just one more denomination and we'll find god bro. it's just one more denomination bro. please just one more. one more denomination and we'll figure out christianity bro. bro cmon just split once more and we'll solve theology i promise bro. bro bro please we just need one more schism t

@makeworld interactively rebasing after doing sed -i 's/homoiousios/homoousios/g'

@makeworld @_patmurray git reform

@makeworld full communionism

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That doesn't even show the Islam fork

@makeworld time to start carefully merging and dealing with the *centuries* of conflicts

@makeworld Obligatory Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fAcxcxoZ8

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That looks like a bart map

@makeworld where’s my mormonism and 7th day adventists

@makeworld Heh. Lucky for you, I was between shots, and I only spit out a little diet coke.

@makeworld I can merge that

@makeworld Just in case you haven't heard, or have forgotten about, the emo philips joke:

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion

@makeworld That underground map desperately needs a northern line.

@makeworld @Zeta

@makeworld "my branches started crusading each other"

@makeworld looks like a train station to me

@makeworld Delete it and clone it again

@makeworld New pull request from Scotland:

@makeworld Holy fork! What a mess!

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Oh, but it's fractal! Here's the diagram for JUST the Church of Scotland since the Reformation!

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I know the feeling
@theory

@makeworld when’s the last time somebody saw the maintainer :neofox_confused:

@makeworld this is great. brilliant nerd humor.

@makeworld git reset --hard --allow-heresy

@makeworld lol only four branches for protestants? More like:

Cc @mansuetus

@makeworld I kind of love the idea that Caravaggio’s Beheading of John The Baptist is actually just depicting a detached HEAD situation.

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where do the weirdo North American Evangelicals fit in ?

@makeworld lest we forget the Copts.

It's been a Copt since AD 42.

@makeworld@merveilles.town fuck i need someone to give me full communion

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if somebody told me there was a 'git schism' command, I would probably believe them

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I could handle some Great Schism rn

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The OG merge conflict

@makeworld why is the Ancient Church of the East so recent? :p

@makeworld forking hell!

@makeworld Are those merges or rebases?

@makeworld be careful
Since a few years
Church réformée et church lutherienne are now mixed together as "Eglise unie" = Epudf

@makeworld ok everybody, code-freeze, we're gonna try and rebase this

@makeworld spoiler for mini-metro

@makeworld Shouldn't "Early Christianity" be less of a line and more of a cloud?

@makeworld looks like Linux distribution tree

@makeworld That's Mornington Crescent

@makeworld Nothing screams "our shared experience of the same objective reality" more than charts like this one. Everyone is entitled to their own imagination, but not to their own reality

@makeworld and I thought my merge conflicts had bad side effects 😨

@makeworld the grey early line was even worse i don't even know what this codebase is about anymore.

@makeworld repoinquisition?

@makeworld Look I disagree with you about this very specific detail about the divinity of Jesus so I'm going to fork the whole repo and build my own church.

@makeworld 🤩 at "full communism" in the middle

(I will not be hearing corrections)

This doesn't show the american fork, where we tried to merge the protestants, but there were too many conflicts.

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@makeworld @luigirenna It looks like a badly planned tube map!