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Juhis

When the company calls their home appliances "smart", what I hear is:

- they spent money on features I don't care about
- those features will be worse than standalone devices but will drive them out of market (looking at you TVs)
- the appliance is more likely to break
- my data is likely being sold to advertisers
- when the company loses interest in it and cut support, I will need to buy a new device

So no, I don't want "smart" home appliances.

125 comments
Juhis

If I buy a TV, I want a TV that shows channels and to which I can plug other devices to watch the other stuff.

If I buy speakers, I want to connect whatever I have to them and not risk remote bricking of devices by manufacturer.

Tim Ward โญ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ”ถ #FBPE

@hamatti Other people have other use cases. I *don't* want a TV that "shows channels" as that would be no use to me as I don't have a TV licence. I want a TV that plays DVDs (and yes, I accept that that's via another device) and shows stuff from the internet (and I don't see why that should need another device, it's only software and the telly already has a computer in it).

Roderick

@TimWardCam @hamatti non UK readers might not understand the concept of a "TV licence". In Britain, you can't watch TV until you've taken the Television Aptitude Test, or TAT, which gauges your understanding of BBC4 arts programmes, your ability to follow long running soaps in a regional dialect, and whether or not you laugh at Ant and Dec.

Tim Ward โญ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ”ถ #FBPE

@rvkennedy @hamatti Well, I wouldn't qualify. Never heard of BBC4, never heard of Ant and Dec. But I do know the "long running soap in a regional dialect"- that's The Archers, for which no TV licence is required seeing as how it's on the radio not the telly.

Juhis

@rvkennedy @TimWardCam Does Dirk Gently count as BBC4 arts program? If it does, I might qualify ๐Ÿ˜‚

Roderick

@hamatti @TimWardCam the Stephen Mangan original? I believe so! Might be time to book that test!

Juhis

@TimWardCam @rvkennedy Yeah, that's the new one with Samuel Barnett. Which was also good.

The original one from BBC4 was made a bit earlier and stars Stephen Mangan imdb.com/title/tt2303367/

Dirk Gently books are so great.

Kyle

@rvkennedy @TimWardCam @hamatti As a USian, am genuinely unsure whether you are joking.

Eric Lawton

@rvkennedy

By "regional dialect", I assume you mean "from around London".

@TimWardCam @hamatti

Rik - M0RKM

@rvkennedy @TimWardCam @hamatti I recently failed my level 3 licensing exam so now I canโ€™t watch either Eastenders or Pointless.

Juhis

@TimWardCam Yeah, we all like different things.

TV manufacturers won't support their streaming apps for as long as the tv functions. So when they stop updating, your smart tv won't show Youtube or Disney+ or whatever service anymore. Then you need to replace your tv even though the display device would be good for years.

And worse, when some of them stop working, it may make the entire smart tv software stop working or get annoying to use.

Tim Ward โญ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ”ถ #FBPE

@hamatti Yeah, I know. Or ... one could keep the TV and buy an external device to replace the dead services.

Rob\ViewdataUK

@TimWardCam @hamatti
Our main TV is "smart", or would be if I'd ever connected it to the network. It still picks up broadcast TV, and there's an external box (actually a fireTV) for all the apps and other stuff. Been bitten by TV manufacturers dropping support for apps so often that I didn't even bother trying these ones.

Wilfried Klaebe

@TimWardCam That's why I don't want those services internally in the first place because they absolutely *will* break.

@hamatti

Juhis

@wonka @TimWardCam And the TV software isn't designed to gracefully work when services start to fail but will become an annoyance to work with.

Tim Ward โญ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ”ถ #FBPE

@tokyo_0 @hamatti I'm not an expert, but there does seem to be a crossover, particularly with the sort of large expensive kit you put in meeting rooms these days. Traditionally a "monitor" didn't come with the sort of remote control you'd want with a TV but I would not be astonished if that's completely different now.

Tokyo Outsider (337ppm)

@TimWardCam I've been thinking about this for a while, since I noticed the 3,800x1,800 display on my laptop screen makes me not want to plug anything (like a PS4) into my TV anymore. When I looked at the price for updating the TV, it was silly. Worth checking if buying a TV card for your PC and running a monitor would be cheaper. You can get a remote for a PC, too. @hamatti

Tobias Frisch

@TimWardCam @hamatti But why would you need software running that's connected via the internet to play DVDs or even Bluerays?

All of this was long possible without running deprecated forks of Android on our TVs.

Tim Ward โญ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ”ถ #FBPE

@thejackimonster @hamatti I wouldn't. I "would need software running that's connected via the internet" to play content that's on the internet, such as Netflix.

StarkRG

@hamatti Related: as much as I really love my Sony neckband Bluetooth headphones (that they don't make anymore because people prefer the tiny ones that run out of battery after an hour and fall out of your ears and get lost) I don't like that they *only* work with an app. It's Bluetooth, they should work with anything that has Bluetooth audio. Sure, have an app to change settings, but it shouldn't be required, and it definitely shouldn't need an account on their servers.

LukefromDC

@hamatti Note that a speaker maker cannot brick the actual speaker hardware itself, and cannot interact with it if it is never allowed internet access.

The next three paragraphs concern options available to be because of my prior history building guitar amps and pirate radio transmitters.

A bricked "smart speaker" can be torn down, you are guaranteed to be able to re-use the case, the physical speakers inside, possibly the amplifiers and power supplies.

In my case, I could make powered wired speakers rather easily using "op-amp" chips or even discrete transistors. From a bricked or useless without the app smart speaker I would already have everything but the circuit board.

If you have a device with no speaker or headphone jacks, a cheap, no-app bluetooth speaker could be used as a receiver to drive big unpowered speakers using a car stereo amp to power them.

Everything under this is for anyone, no soldering iron required:

First things first: no firmware updates (including bricking your device) can be pushed to a device that is isolated from the global Internet. Printers, speakers etc should be denied access to wifi passwords, and if networked should be networked to a second network card in one computer creating an online network that does not share the Internet connection. That way the manufacturer cannot see the device, the device cannot phone home, and there is no data to sell. Your printer doesn't get the "update" to block third party ink and your speaker cannot serve you ads.

If you want a TV for watching DVD's only, use a standalone computer monitor, these do not contain tuners and should not be subject to any nation's TV taxes etc. If you are not using an RF tuner, a TV is just an overpriced monitor with added antifeatures. I do not have a TV and don't use ad supported or paid streaming services either, so a bare monitor is all I need. Someone else noted here that if you need a big screen you can use a projector.

Any device that uses an app, the cost of a non-activated phone denied Internet access to host that app needs to be considered part of the cost of the device. If the device won't work without an account on the maker's server or won't work when disconnected from the Internet, take it back for a refund. That why I don't buy Mavic drones, though in all fairness those are supposed to be able to run in a short-range, R/C only mode like an entry level drone or cheap R/C plane does without the app.

I would never use the dedicated streaming devices. I don't have any of the relevent accounts or want them, and do not allow ad supported shit into my life.

@hamatti Note that a speaker maker cannot brick the actual speaker hardware itself, and cannot interact with it if it is never allowed internet access.

The next three paragraphs concern options available to be because of my prior history building guitar amps and pirate radio transmitters.

A bricked "smart speaker" can be torn down, you are guaranteed to be able to re-use the case, the physical speakers inside, possibly the amplifiers and power supplies.

Tobias Frisch

@hamatti I'm already at the point that I don't even want my TV to show channels. I just want a big monitor with good image quality and multiple ports to connect my own devices to it.

TV itself has already been killed by offerings via internet. So at this point, I just need a low-power SPC with free software on it that can decode video and I'm good.

I would also be fine with the TV itself running free software. But I doubt this will happen any time soon.

Phil Davis

@hamatti
- a non-trivial amount of your time will be spent waiting on updates
- you will be served advertising directly from the device (cursing at you, TVs)

Jay

@rekiwi @hamatti - Worse than not caring about them, all of the โ€œsmartโ€ features actively work against what you want to do, and the 2 seconds it saves you in one area will be paid back by the 40 minutes of increasingly frustrated menu navigation, looking for the manual, craning your neck at painful angle to see the item number so you can google its manual which has clearly been scanned and uploaded by a bored 7 year old

Juhis

@benjaoming That article actually sparked my toot :D

Juhis

@benjaoming I'm also really happy this is happening and people are getting fed up with the AI hype bullshit.

Thomas

@hamatti @benjaoming from what I can see, most managers and marketing people have no clue of statistics and epistemology. None. Zero. Most consumers are not managers or marketing people, and they quickly understand that products got worse, not better, by applying buzzword technology.

Dawn Nafus

@benjaoming @hamatti To your point, I was buying a new laptop for myself and faced with having to buy a windows machine with Copilot built into the OS, I switched to a Mac for the first time in 20 years. Shame Apple has plans to do the same, but for now I'm safe from that BS. @msftnews

lp0 on fire :unverified:

@dawnnafus, as I'd replace the OS with something Linux-based, the laptop's hardware is what matters: adequately supported, no proprietary drivers needed, that kind of thing.

Hannes

@hamatti I just had to buy a new television for the first time in a decade to replace a broken one. It was horrible. I just wish I could have found one with a SCART port instead of an operating system...

Juhis

@hannes I gave up on TVs years ago and switched to video projectors as those are still usually basic devices.

๐Ÿ”๏ธ owl ๐ŸŒฒ

@hamatti @hannes same here. didn't want a smart TV, found out that i could get an excellent short-throw laser projector for the same kind of money.
bonus: it almost doesn't exist when it's off.

Sin Vega

@hamatti if these appliances were really smart, they'd know to shut up

jack will miss this server

@sinvega @hamatti today I figured out the "do not utter my holy tongue" setting on the courtesy car dashboard and felt quite pleased with myself

Zergling_man
@hamatti You forgot the part where the washing machine uploads 4tb daily
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โœˆ๏ธ(Sky?)wanderer - Nicolas

@hamatti @leifur one more thing I hear is also

- itโ€™s way more expensive while being more fragile that it needs to be, to accommodate the โ€œsmartโ€

lopta

@hamatti Recently had reason to buy a replacement television and when I went to pay for it I was warned "Oh wait, you know this isn't a smart TV!" The lad on the register seemed awfully confused when I told him that was intentional.

jelte

@lopta @hamatti Wait, there are still non-"smart" tv's on the market?

jack will miss this server

@lopta @jelte @hamatti my partner and I need to investigate this. current TV is not smart but also noticeably heats up the room when it's turned on

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@jelte @lopta @hamatti
Computer monitors: Better quality; more control; plug whatever you want into them.

No one should buy a TV. They're garbage.

Sean Eric Fagan

@hamatti Two houses ago, our washer&dryer could use a power-line modem to talk to a remote display. They were in the garage, and we had the display set up in the living room. We could see how much time was left, and it didn't require an app.

They discontinued it, and went to WiFi and apps instead, and it wasn't as nice or easy.

LA Legault

@hamatti @Mtn_Fox

They mean it was โ€œsmartโ€ to get to steal even more data.

Emelia/Emi

@hamatti The only "smart" device that I own aside from my TV (which I lobotomized as best I could via "not connecting it to the internet") is my fancy rice cooker, and those smarts are entirely analog: it can tell when the rice is done, even when the timer's not quite up yet, and it has a wall-clock timer rather than a dumb 'delay' function (aka "the wall-clock time that it should be done by", not 'start N hours later'). Oh, and did I mention that the clock has a battery so you don't need to reset it every time you unplug it?

@hamatti The only "smart" device that I own aside from my TV (which I lobotomized as best I could via "not connecting it to the internet") is my fancy rice cooker, and those smarts are entirely analog: it can tell when the rice is done, even when the timer's not quite up yet, and it has a wall-clock timer rather than a dumb 'delay' function (aka "the wall-clock time that it should be done by", not 'start N hours later'). Oh, and did I mention that the clock has a battery so you don't need to reset...

Emelia/Emi

@hamatti We really should redefine "smart device" to mean "device that actually does something to make life easier" like this one Japanese combo washer/dryer I saw in a video a few months ago: not only is it a combo unit that eliminates the "transfer soggy clothes" step, it has an automatic detergent dispenser so you don't need to think to use it: just toss clothes in, select the mode, hit go, clean clothes come out later.

LisPi
@becomethewaifu @hamatti Arguably that's "well-designed", and internet-connected/network-connected devices should just be called as such.

However, I'm somewhat reluctant to merge the two devices, as it is possible that internal redundancies and fault isolation may be subpar, which would mean that a failure of the drying system may affect the ability to wash clothes in general. An unacceptable performance degradation, I can still air dry things perfectly fine and shouldn't have to suspend my ability to do laundry (other than by hand) due to such a fault.

That being said, *maybe* they didn't skimp on fault isolation, but I'd need more information for certain.
@becomethewaifu @hamatti Arguably that's "well-designed", and internet-connected/network-connected devices should just be called as such.

However, I'm somewhat reluctant to merge the two devices, as it is possible that internal redundancies and fault isolation may be subpar, which would mean that a failure of the drying system may affect the ability to wash clothes in general. An unacceptable performance...
Ed Cates

@hamatti Why the hell would I need a toothbrush to talk to my cell phone? It makes zero sense to me. I know when I did and didn't brush my teeth. I don't need a data-mining app on my phone recording it.

Wilfried Klaebe

@EdCates While you remember, others don't, because of depression, ADHD, ...
Just buy a non-"smart" one.

@hamatti

Robotistry

@wonka @EdCates @hamatti See the part of the comment that points out that the "smart" devices drive the non-smart ones out of the market.

After a few years, either the only ones available are non-smart, or the only non-smart ones available are luxury goods priced accordingly.

Jim Daly

@hamatti The rot set in when they made car windows electric.

Barbara Monaco

@hamatti I recently saw an ad for a smart litter box. Seriously, who asks for this stuff?

TheTenuousOrder

@Barbramon1 @hamatti Yeah I have a computer that looks at my cat's litterbox to check if they need it cleaned.

My eyes and brain.

jack will miss this server

@TheTenuousOrder @Barbramon1 @hamatti I'd like to know what you're feeding your cats... it's very apparent when our cats' litter trays need attention from several rooms away

isotope239๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@hamatti Just to dip my oar in the water, my dad recently had to go into memory care. We needed a tv that was as dumb as we could find, something super simple. We managed to find a "non smart" tv at Best Buy; in fact, they have a whole section of them. It's just a tv. It doesn't connect to the internet at all. We hooked it up to a good antennae, got him a very simple remote and he's happy as a clam. Now I'm envious!

Doug Baker

@hamatti - and itโ€™s listening to you all the time

Oggie

@hamatti
I just had to buy a new microwave.

The amount of 'Works with Alexa' type things I was being marketed at, absolutely insane. I have to physically go to the microwave to take things out and put things in, why in god's name would I want it on my network?

A dishwasher, washing machine, etc? Come on now.

I do think there's probably some light use case for some 'cool fun hacking' stuff...but that would be niche, and I'd never want it to go out of home network.

@hamatti
I just had to buy a new microwave.

The amount of 'Works with Alexa' type things I was being marketed at, absolutely insane. I have to physically go to the microwave to take things out and put things in, why in god's name would I want it on my network?

A dishwasher, washing machine, etc? Come on now.

Don Burnside

@hamatti my washer, dryer, oven and fridge are all smart, and it seems only to give me notifications. Like, I seriously donโ€™t need any more notifications!

Lstn2urmama

@hamatti I want the simple washer and driers that do the job designed to do and nothing more and will do so for a very long time ...wringer washer works for me .. can soak what I want too and then get washed and dried and done .. none of other bullshit crap that never is used washer and wringer and timer and drain only ...

LukefromDC

@Lstn2urmama @hamatti Let's see my stainless steel washpot send data back to its maker...

Lstn2urmama

@LukefromDC @hamatti Never needed that when machine worked well for many years and only thing needed replacing was a belt every few years and could get covers for them if sight was too much for some .. but at least fitted rolled into closet...

Amber

@hamatti@mastodon.world my microwave doesnโ€™t need to connect to my wifi

Mother Bones

@hamatti I just hear "surveillance appliance" and I nope.

Wandering Star

@hamatti I don't even like electric car windows for small vehicles.

mickymorse

@hamatti I want my fridge to keep my beer cold, not tell me how to drink it.

Enrique

@hamatti
Correct.
The more technology we let into our lives the more we are ... you can fill in whatever you want.

๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ฝ๐Ÿ“๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ช :mastodon:

@hamatti As a disabled person who has reaching struggles, my passion for smart capabilities very much depends on the item. If I can run my TV or air purifier with my phone, thatโ€™s life-changing. If I can run the microwave? Still canโ€™t put in or take out the item that got heated. Useless.

CelloMom On Cars

@hamatti

I often want a dumb appliance with the quality of the "smart" ones.
Can't get it.

I still work very hard at buying dumb appliances anyway.

Daniel Marks

@hamatti How can you have a garage door opener, a clothes washer, a clothes dryer, a dish washer, a window air conditioning unit, central heating and air conditioning, or even a television, without Internet? It's never be done before!

Winchell Chung โš›๐Ÿš€

@hamatti

As someone noted "Not all progress is forwards"...

Lindworm

@hamatti I want smart home appliances* ** ***

* that are only local
** that can be controlled by homeassistant
*** that also work without internet

Bjรถrn ๐ŸŽƒ Starkimarm

@lindworm

Yeah, this. Ethernet, local webserver, MQTT or something in that neighbourhood

@hamatti

Nicole Parsons

@hamatti

Foreseeing a burgeoning industry of skilled technicians hacking surveillance capitalism devices

Washing machines sending 300 gigs of data daily to a Saudi data center filled with malware

Smart fridges sending a gig of indecipherable junk to a Chinese cryptocurrency fraudster.

TV's sending telemetry of a static-filled screen to AT&T to gift to Russian ransomware

Hacking John Deere tractors so anyone's repairs work

Mass layoffs in tech, it gives hobbyists time, motivation, & a goal

Tomasz Oryล„ski

@hamatti This is actually why I intend to stick to my 15 years old car for as long as it's possible.

The only LCD screen on it looks like it was taken from a 1980's watch, shows me times, miles driven and average/current fuel consumption.

It drives as well as any modern car and it does not try to interfere with my driving... I remember when I hired a car once that tried to correct me when going on the mountain road to such extent that I had to actively steer the "wrong way"...

Njord

@hamatti I actually really liked smart home type devices for a while, then I learned that they spy on you, and have exactly 1, my television, which will sometimes whine that I've never hooked it up to my wifi ๐Ÿ˜‰

malducin @ Off The Grid

@hamatti I still have two dumb 2k (only HD) TVs at home

catvideowatcher

@hamatti I will never own a 'smart' lightbulb, a 'smart' speaker, a washing machine that commits ddos attacks, or anything like that. ever. that stuff scares me.

BradAtlanta

@hamatti we all have to learn a little tech. TVs can just be monitors. A lot of unused feature set can be configured off. Thereโ€™s a lot of valuable and even safety-forward functionality in smart devices. And they can last a very long time if you manage them. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

jenesaisquoidirehelp

@BGAtlanta @hamatti
Totally agree :

- my tv is a just a terminal viewer(monitor) just plugged with my smart devices (rasbperry pi, mi box,...)

- never used the tv sound (horrible to my ears !) just plugged a sound device not smart at all

Et voila happy life :-)

mattg

@hamatti I tried so hard to get a "not smart" TV. Best option was a commercial monitor but the prices were way higher. I ended up taking the "we're going to spy on you" discount with the smart TV and then skipped the wifi setup after plugging in. I'm hoping that works and it's not backdooring my wifi router.

HTPC NZ

@hamatti and they want you to "upgrade" to newer and smarter devices again through planned obsolescence so the line keeps going up and share market is ecstatic with never ending quarter to quarter growth.

Kevin Karhan :verified:

@hamatti nodds in agreement

I want my #devices "stupid" and functional!

_

@hamatti

- at some point in the future, the most important features will require you to pay a regular subscription, if you want them to keep working.

Leon P Smith

@hamatti I'd love to have a bunch of "smart" appliances that follow the principles of API-first design. Switches that I can control from my computer easily and effectively without relying on third-party servers. A furnace I can monitor and instruct via ethernet and USB. But these attempts to insert yourself into my business so you can sell my switch-using or furnace-using habits to anybody with a bit of money, nope.

bananabob :tinoflag:

@hamatti All I want is a dumb TV and a box of smarts I can connect to it. That way I can keep updating my box rather than the whole TV.

Heather

@hamatti Completely with you on this! Fed up with modern technology around the home that is more hassle than it's worth.

I've never shouted at inanimate objects so much in my life!

Ewen Bell

@hamatti

Smart appliances. Made by idiotic companies.

Jay ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@hamatti

Plus:
- it relies on updates and as such 100% did not leave the factory in finished working order.

My "smart" dishwasher worked pretty shitty until it started to smoke and died.
I got a free repair under German law (2 years) and the repair guy clutched his pearls when he heard I had so far refused to connect it to the Internet.

Once he had me do that and download updates, it started actually cleaning dishes!
My old dishwasher was able to do that straight out of the box.

@hamatti

Plus:
- it relies on updates and as such 100% did not leave the factory in finished working order.

My "smart" dishwasher worked pretty shitty until it started to smoke and died.
I got a free repair under German law (2 years) and the repair guy clutched his pearls when he heard I had so far refused to connect it to the Internet.

Jay ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@hamatti

PS: Remember when gaming consoles were offline?
The games were simply released once they were ACTUALLY DONE.
Now they release trashy alphas across platforms which are fixed months or years later once the online multiplayer base has vanished.

Same attitude.

Ezlin

@hamatti

A family member recently bought my mother a TV and I was shocked, but pleased, that I could skip connecting it to the 'net. I wonder how long that'll last.

I'd very much prefer for "smart TVs" to be entirely optional. Some may like them but I want nothing to do with them nor other "smart" appliances.

Den of Earth

@hamatti
Usually "smart" = requires cloud subscription

Nearly impossible now to find a traditional dashcam / thermostat / TV / car...

Also related:

Hank Hill at the computer business center support counter, talking to an oblivious clerk:
"I do not want to save to OneDrive. I want to save to the Documents folder... on my computer... that I own... in my house."
Eric Lawton

@hamatti

"Smart" usually means "able to carry out owner's instructions", where "owner" = manufacturer.

P J Evans

@hamatti
My sister's fridge is dumb, but has an icemaker. It doesn't work well (freezes up, in the literal sense).

MegatronicThronBanks

@hamatti

I have given up trying to persuade my other to *not* leave automatic updates on, for our android TV.

As a result, it just gets slower, and slower, and slower, and now some apps are crashing randomly.

I think I might accidentally oh my how did that happen reset it to factory defaults some day soon ...

Wandering Hermit

@hamatti

I not only don't want "smart" appliances, I don't want them in a "smart" home. The same characteristics apply. I'm tired of my "smart" home systems breaking down, and I certainly don't want them spying on me.

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