@warandpeas I think I'd probably like the curly fried trolls. Might be a bit... gritty... though.

@warandpeas @lisamelton I believe the curly troll fries are only sold at Jester-in-the-Box, the next town over. But then I’m no historian.

@warandpeas now I want fries. Dammit.

@warandpeas my dad has a story from when he was younger and he worked at McDonald’s about the times when a couple of people would in fact ride their horses into town to get food, I bet someone has used them as ride thrus before