Man goes to doctor, says "Unable to decrypt message"....

Man goes to doctor, says "Unable to decrypt message".

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Matrix protocol is great. Go try it. That should pick you right up."

Man bursts into tears. Says, "Unable to decrypt message... Unable to decrypt message!"

Like 9 August at 22:37 | Open on social.cryptography.dog

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True story. Happened to a guy I know.

9 August at 22:43 | Open on social.cryptography.dog

On the upside, it's 100% secure if no one, not even you, can decrypt it.

26 10 August at 8:19

dansup

10 August at 8:25 | Open on mastodon.social

@grishka I think there's some vulnerability which the team hasn't addressed that is supposed to go public later this month, though.

I don't know the details yet, but I'm not sure the "if no one...can decrypt it" condition will hold up 😅

10 August at 8:26 | Open on social.cryptography.dog