this is genuinely how i would write a press release. good for them.
@samhenrigold When I first read this I thought “this is actually funny” and then “oh my god I’m cooked.”
Thank you for extending a lifeline.
@samhenrigold Where do they publish these?
@samhenrigold When I first read this I thought “this is actually funny” and then “oh my god I’m cooked.”
Thank you for extending a lifeline.