Gregory's ServerThis. This is why some of us are here every day, grinding.
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Dammit. I couldโve changed history. Unfortunately, Iโve never heard of couch fucking.  @Aleggra @MissingThePt Tbh, I thought the pioneering approach to masturbation was the most relatable thing thing about him.   @MissingThePt  @MissingThePt it's perfect because it's also quite possible that that photo of Giuliani on the bed cost Trump his election.  @MissingThePt showing that the emperor has no clothes is a comedianโs primary job. This is why milkshakes and eggs do far worse than fists when confronting demagogues. It cracks their veneer and proves them to be just bluster and confidence.  @PetterOfCats @MissingThePt watching fascists try desperately to claim that the milkshakes were full of concrete without any evidence at all was truly something @rora_borealis @wilbr @MissingThePt cAndy should be the first person we send to the sun  @MissingThePt _why_ isn't madeline odent on here. I miss her from twitter @MissingThePt thereโs gonna be a few historians 150 years on wondering what all the couch references were for. @unicorndeburgh @baronvonj @MissingThePt The year Rick S. lost his senate seat one of the Daily Show correspondents started the report with "I'm here at Santorum Headquarters, do NOT Google that ..."  If doubling-down on Vance being down with going down on a downy-soft down-stuffed couch is what it takes to bring them down, I'm down for it. Damn. I had one going about "con-settee adults" but can't wrap it up. But it made me wonder if JD views plastic cushion covers the same as condoms. I can't be given scissors like this to run with. ๐ณ @GGMcBG here's an idea for you. I don't think Vance started on couches. He worked his way up. Maybe he got canned from a job in the furniture industry because of his proclivities. Maybe he liked his stuffed hamster, and when it fell apart he moved to sofas because of the trauma. Lol. More scissors for you, my imaginative friend!     @MissingThePt -much tooting about the obvious choice to play Harris on SNL; however, remember SNL also has the SOFA KING sketch anytime they want. Back to the front-send in the clowns!๐ฌ |
@MissingThePt Are you behind that whole couch-fucking thing? Masterful.